Make a list of the Top 10 things your pet thinks about. (Or any creature that you or anyone made up.) It may help to do it in the form of monologue speech as though your pet were talking to himself or herself as the thoughts were going through his or her head.Inspired by Top Ten Things Dogs Probably Think About
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1. “How can I get someone to throw dry food for me?”
2. “Chasing dry food is a rush second only to chasing mice.”
3. “Why do they keep turning off the faucet?”
4. “Laps are so warm. I just wish they wouldn’t wiggle so much.”
5. “I don’t trust those long, skinny kittens [ferrets]. I have no idea what they’re going to do next.”
6. “Why can’t they leave the door open? Don’t they know it’s important to keep on top of what’s going on outside between naps?”
7. “Why do you make it cold and rainy outside? It’s most unpleasant.”
8. “Why do the powers that be keep mixing that crappy other dry food in with the dry food I like to chase and eat?”
9. “What will triumph today? My greater weight or my sister’s greater speed?”
10. “If that big orange cat ever came through the screen I’d thrash him till his eyes hung loose.”
Apparently I perceive cats as never satisfied! (The picture is the nothing-is-ever-quite-perfect Guppy whose thoughts I was trying to channel.)
Joyce
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