Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Gho-gurt

Yes, that's Pepsi and Yogurt flavor
Yogurt. Not just for weight conscious women. Now for your:

Dog
Cat
Dragon
Italians
Vampires
Inuit
Werewolves
Ogres
Scientists
Those funny green aliens with the big eyes
Football players
Zombies
Accountants
Ghosts
Vulcans
Trekkies
Frost giants
Cannibals
10-year old boys
10-year old girls
Wizards
Witches
Comic book geeks
Greek Goddesses
Greek Gods
Catholics
Fairies
Leprechauns
Jews
Pot-heads
Yetis
Androids
Barbies

Come up with one or more flavors for each.

(An unintentional commercial series as I eat a yogurt and remember the Bro-gurt episode of Raising Hope where Burt came up with manly flavors like hamburger and pork. :-)


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Grab 'em by the balls

You're a TV ad guru and you've been hired to write a commercial for one of the following (or feel free to make one up):

  • Olivander's magic wands
  • Boeing's newest family moon cruiser
  • Leash for a pet dragon
  • Vampire repellent
  • Zero G motion sickness drug
  • Portable molecular transporter
  • Zombie-X, the ultimate zombie weapon
  • Trollerz, the dating service, no longer just for Trolls.
  • OS X brain implant, the Apple operating system that needs no peripherals.

If you're not up on script format and would like to try, Script Frenzy (which begins in April!) has a tutorial that will get you up and running faster than a finger can hit fast forward.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Deviant TEMPLE

Wat Xiang Thong
Deviantly describe the scene without depending on the names of the objects to convey what they look like. That is, roof, fence, steps will conjure up mundane images for a reader. Dig into what objects look and feel like rather than telling what they are.

Capture the senses' experience. What does it feel like? What does it smell like? Taste like? Sound like?

Go further and find a mood or personality of the place and let those inspire the descriptive words you choose.

Try unexpected adjectives and vivid verbs. For example, svelt, sleek, oozing, crouching aren't words normally associated with places, but can create fresh images.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Cleanliness is next to godliness

From ROFLRazzi
Use as many words as you can but using only "safe for work" definitions, e.g., nothing about body parts or mating. :-) Feel free to play around with tenses and so forth.

It started with horn dog which struck me as an interesting word combination all on its own. Which set me off on a quest for words that could, um, go both ways. :-)

horn dog
scarlet woman
nuts
shorts
manhood
wienie
boxers
play boy
on the prowl
two time
skinny dip
hot to trot
kept woman
cheese cake
beef cake
wiener
tart
boy toy
melons
eye candy
wet dream
family jewels
boobies (they're birds! :-) They come in red-footed and blue-footed varieties.)
queen bee
pretty boy
play the field
well endowed
working girl
codpiece
foxy
pecker
hunk
sleep around
sugar daddy
horny
knockers
center fold
strip tease
backside
stud
love handles
short arm inspector (or inspection)

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Affectionately alliterative



For each letter of the alphabet come up with an affectionately alliterative sentence in honor of Valentine's Day.

Monday, February 06, 2012

ROAD deviations

ROAD

.~          How does one Deviantly Describe?          ~.
Short version ...
From the given mundane, snoozer of a word, generate as many different-from-each-other descriptions as you can. (Set a timer for 10-15 minutes if you wish.)

Longer version ...
Is preserved at the HOME of the first Deviant Description.

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Eternal silence

"Don't that make you suspicious, that the dead are keeping something back..." from the Witch of Coos.

Says the Doctor to his current companion as they step onto a green counterpart to the TARDIS littered with shrouded dead and neatly gathered bones.

Okay, you don't need to write Doctor Who fan fiction but set it in the future where explorers have found an alien catacomb and ossuary.





Quote from the Witch of Coos by Robert Frost.