From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)Choose one as a writing prompt.
JANUARY 2006
- DESPERATE HOUSEFLIES — WWN
- BRAVE MARINE GIVES UP FINGER TO SAVE WEDDING RING! — SUN
- LASER-CONTROLLED INSECTS COULD BE NEW TERRORIST WEAPON — SUN
- PREHISTORIC SNOWMAN FOUND! — WWN
- COUPLES' ROUTINE WAS TO DIE FOR Tango dancer doesn't let partner's death keep them from finishing competition! — WWN
- COUCH POTATOES ARE SMARTER! — SUN
- TOWN SAVES MONEY BY BURYING LOVED ONES IN QUICKSAND — WWN
- MAN DIES TAKING BULL BY HORNS! — WWN
- Cat found with hoard of over 200 TONGUES! — WWN
- THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS NOT THROUGH HIS STOMACH! SURGEON'S LICENSE REVOKED — WWN
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