Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Top 10 tabloid headlines for February 2006

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)

February 2006
  1. REVENGE OF THE KILLER CACTI — SUN
  2. Germany invaded — by Nazi raccoons! — SUN
  3. MUTE DRIVER HONKS OUT A ROAD RAGE IN MORSE CODE — WWN
  4. ELVIS WAX FIGURE CRIES REAL TEARS — WWN
  5. ZEBRA BORN WITH HORIZONTAL STRIPES — WWN
  6. Priest called in to exorcise school 'spirit' — WWN
  7. URBAN PLANNING NIGHTMARE: Self-building strip malls invade U.S. — WWN
  8. FIRED ARCHITECT BURNS HIS BRIDGES— WWN
  9. DRUNKS FALL OFF ROOF AFTER BARTENDER DECLARES DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE! — WWN
  10. Man with large fuzzy slippers creates enough electricity to heat his house — WWN

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