A dozen years ago, you and your roommate graduated from Scribner's Academy of Magic and Cookery. You found employment with a local witch mixing potions for her. Your roommate was hired to be one of the resident wizards at an enclave on the other side of the mountains. You corresponded for a while but then lost touch.
A dozen years later you receive an invitation from her to a private exhibition of wizarding breakthroughs. You decide to go and a week later arrive at the outskirts where you encounter several of your fellow classmates. It doesn't look at all like what you or any of your classmates imagined it would.
As you enter, you're even more puzzled, finding buildings that seem to have been overtaken by nature some time before.
Then you hear a shout.
Take it from there.
A video tour of the real place, Wonderland. (As always, the pictures have links too.)
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Friday, June 08, 2012
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
Awkward enchantresses and penniless heirs
Pick one of the following and see where it takes you:
- The absent-minded stellar cartographer and the shop-a-holic bounty hunter pursue the cartographer's brother who has a price on his head.
- The reformed drug runner and the aging entertainer enter enemy territory to retrieve someone they both hate but both must get back.
- The penniless heir and the sharp-witted waitress/waiter pretend to be married as they seek money from a wealthy potential patron so they can follow their separate dreams.
- The awkward enchantress and the penniless prince attend the annual family gathering together.
- The last dragon slayer and the last dragon share tea together.
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Friday, June 01, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
A priest, a rabbi, and a nun ...
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| A scene from Betty White's Off Their Rockers |
What if they're siblings?
What if they were childhood or college friends?
What if none had planned a religious life when they last knew each other? What were their plans and what series of events drew them to the choices they ended up making?
What if two of them were lovers at one time? Which needn't be a traditional combo. ;-) What if it was a love triangle?
What if they're aliens practicing to be human? What if this is a just-a-bit-off simulation for aliens to practice or play in?
(Feel free to imagine non-Judeo-Christian religious callings.)
Monday, May 28, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
100 themes, 100 scenes
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| When in doubt, put up a cat. |
If you peek ahead one or more of the themes may spark some ideas as a beginning point. Introduction is a little vague ;-)
1. Introduction
2. Complicated
3. Making History
4. Rivalry
5. Unbreakable
6. Obsession
7. Eternity
8. Gateway
9. Death
10. Opportunities
11. 33%
12. Dead Wrong
13. Running Away
14. Judgement
15. Seeking Solace
16. Excuses
17. Vengeance
18. Love
19. Tears
20. My Inspiration
21. Never Again
22. Online
23. Failure
24. Rebirth
25. Breaking Away
26. Forever and a day
27. Lost and Found
28. Light
29. Dark
30. Faith
31. Colours
32. Exploration
33. Seeing Red
34. Shades of Grey
35. Forgotten
36. Dreamer
37. Mist
38. Burning
39. Out of Time
40. Knowing How
41. Fork in the road
42. Start
43. Nature's Fury
44. At Peace
45. Heart Song
46. Reflection
47. Perfection
48. Everyday Magic
49. Umbrella
50. Party
51. Troubling Thoughts
52. Stirring of the Wind
53. Future
54. Health and Healing
55. Separation
56. Everything For You
57. Slow Down
58. Heartfelt Apology
59. Challenged
60. Exhaustion
61. Accuracy
62. Irregular Orbit
63. Cold Embrace
64. Frost
65. A Moment in Time
66. Dangerous Territory
67. Boundaries
68. Unsettling Revelations
69. Shattered
70. Bitter Silence
71. The True You
72. Pretence
73. Patience
74. Midnight
75. Shadows
76. Summer Haze
77. Memories
78. Change in the Weather
79. Illogical
80. Only Human
81. A Place to Belong
82. Advantage
83. Breakfast
84. Echoes
85. Falling
86. Picking up the Pieces
87. Gunshot
88. Possession
89. Twilight
90. Nowhere and Nothing
91. Answers
92. Innocence
93. Simplicity
94. Reality
95. Acceptance
96. Lesson
97. Enthusiasm
98. Game
99. Friendship
100. Endings
The themes came from deviantART 100 Themes Writers group where there are many many lists to make you feel guilty for not completing them! :-D
Monday, May 21, 2012
Deviant ISLAND
Deviantly describe the scene without using the names of the objects. Don't use rocks, grass or bushes. Dig into what objects look and feel like rather than telling what they are.
Capture the senses' experience. What does it feel like to your whole body? Does it get inside your clothes? Does it get inside you? What does it smell like? Taste like? Sound like?
Go further and find a mood or personality of the place and let those inspire the descriptive words you choose.
Try unexpected adjectives and vivid verbs. For example, svelt, sleek, oozing, crouching aren't words normally associated with places, but can create fresh images.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Joint custody
There exists a symbiotic (or parasitic, depending on your point of view) life form that can heal a host body and take over its consciousness.
Seven years ago Jackson was on the verge of death. Jaxan, a symbiont, entered Jackson's body, healed it and has been living ever since in Jackson's body. Jackson's consciousness exists in a dreamlike state, unable to control the body.
Up until now, it's been impossible to remove a symbiont from a host without killing both. Now there's a process to remove the symbiont, restoring the original body's consciousness but the symbiont will die.
It's possible to temporarily suppress the symbiont consciousness and allow the host to awaken for a short while. Jackson has been given the opportunity to speak and wants his body back. He claims he never gave Jaxan permission to take over his body. Jaxan claims otherwise. There's no record. It's just one word against the other.
Take on the points of view of two opposing lawyers. One represents Jaxan. The other represents Jackson. Who should have ownership of the body?
Can you tell I've been watching a lot of Stargate? ;-) Inspired by the Pretense episode where the debate was a bit skewed in one direction but still enjoyable.
Seven years ago Jackson was on the verge of death. Jaxan, a symbiont, entered Jackson's body, healed it and has been living ever since in Jackson's body. Jackson's consciousness exists in a dreamlike state, unable to control the body.
Up until now, it's been impossible to remove a symbiont from a host without killing both. Now there's a process to remove the symbiont, restoring the original body's consciousness but the symbiont will die.
It's possible to temporarily suppress the symbiont consciousness and allow the host to awaken for a short while. Jackson has been given the opportunity to speak and wants his body back. He claims he never gave Jaxan permission to take over his body. Jaxan claims otherwise. There's no record. It's just one word against the other.
Take on the points of view of two opposing lawyers. One represents Jaxan. The other represents Jackson. Who should have ownership of the body?
Can you tell I've been watching a lot of Stargate? ;-) Inspired by the Pretense episode where the debate was a bit skewed in one direction but still enjoyable.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Employee of the month
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| by Pulling Stock |
Inspired by Writing Prompts who suggested personifying the weeks. In particular check out her 28 most tried and true writing prompts.
(Sorry for the unexpected and unplanned break. A project came and sucked up all my time!)
Monday, May 07, 2012
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Theatrical madness
Theatrical madness
Roads to madness
Can I play with madness?
Dancing in madness
Labyrinth of madness
Roads to madness
Can I play with madness?
Dancing in madness
Labyrinth of madness
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Berrylistious
Write a list poem of ice cream flavors.
A list poem will usually have an introduction and conclusion to give a reason for the list. Generally list poems don't rhyme, but the inspiration for this prompt has rhyming couplets of flavors. So try generating a list of flavors (like berry and cherry) that rhyme before enhancing them. It will help the flow and maintain interest if there's a pattern with periodic surprises. Often the last item will feel like a conclusions being particularly exceptional or tying the items together.
Inspired by Jack Prelutsky's Bleezer's Ice Cream. Bruce Lansky has written the amusing How to Write a "What Bugs Me" List Poem and How to Write "A Lunch for your Teacher" Poem for kids.
A list poem will usually have an introduction and conclusion to give a reason for the list. Generally list poems don't rhyme, but the inspiration for this prompt has rhyming couplets of flavors. So try generating a list of flavors (like berry and cherry) that rhyme before enhancing them. It will help the flow and maintain interest if there's a pattern with periodic surprises. Often the last item will feel like a conclusions being particularly exceptional or tying the items together.
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Monday, April 16, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Lair of pines
Spoonerisms are named after William Archibald Spooner who was prone to switching the initial sounds of words. The rather poetic thing about spoonerisms is they naturally rhyme.
Create rhyming couplets using pairs of Spoonerisms, such as:
Stuffing down a ground beef,
the dumped lover bound his grief.
Here's a bunch to choose from. Or, of course, come up with your own.
buns glazing
rental deceptionist
ducky lay
hot Poles
candle with hair
blushing crow
plaster man
mad banners
a well-boiled icicle (well-oiled bicycle)
sock my knocks off
chewing doors (doing chores)
clappy as a ham
go shake a tower (take a shower)
roaring pain (pouring rain)
chilled grease
spew up your screech
as the flow cries
bound grief
sues and shocks
brunch lake
shoving leopard
fighting a liar
know your blows
go shake a tower
tease my ears
nicking your pose
lack of pies
roaring with pain
sealing the hick
go help me sod
pit nicking
bowel feast
damp stealer
wave the sails
mad bunny
pun fart
bunny phone
flutter by
bedding wells
mend the sail
zips are lipped
belly jeans
eye ball (bye all)
fight in your race
hiss and lear (listen hear)
soul of ballad (bowl of salad)
cattle ships and bruisers
nosey little cook (cozy little nook
tons of soil
hags flung out
half-warmed-fish
Create rhyming couplets using pairs of Spoonerisms, such as:
Stuffing down a ground beef,
the dumped lover bound his grief.
Here's a bunch to choose from. Or, of course, come up with your own.
buns glazing
rental deceptionist
ducky lay
hot Poles
candle with hair
blushing crow
plaster man
mad banners
a well-boiled icicle (well-oiled bicycle)
sock my knocks off
chewing doors (doing chores)
clappy as a ham
go shake a tower (take a shower)
roaring pain (pouring rain)
chilled grease
spew up your screech
as the flow cries
bound grief
sues and shocks
brunch lake
shoving leopard
fighting a liar
know your blows
go shake a tower
tease my ears
nicking your pose
lack of pies
roaring with pain
sealing the hick
go help me sod
pit nicking
bowel feast
damp stealer
wave the sails
mad bunny
pun fart
bunny phone
flutter by
bedding wells
mend the sail
zips are lipped
belly jeans
eye ball (bye all)
fight in your race
hiss and lear (listen hear)
soul of ballad (bowl of salad)
cattle ships and bruisers
nosey little cook (cozy little nook
tons of soil
hags flung out
half-warmed-fish
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Sunday, April 08, 2012
Friday, April 06, 2012
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Poem baggery
Cut up a paper bag (phone book page, newspaper, ...) into 20 pieces of various sizes. Write 20 words on the pieces. Any 20 words. Mix them up then shuffle them into a poem. Or intriguing phrases to use in a writing piece.
From Day 138 in The Aspiring Poet's Journal
From Day 138 in The Aspiring Poet's Journal
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
30 Writing Prompts for National Poetry Month
Kelli Russell Agodon listed 30 Writing Prompts for National Poetry Month a couple of years ago. Nearly all are friendly to non-self-reflective poets. :-)
More at Book of Kells blog (and in the Comments in case it disappears.)
- Write a really ugly poem.
- Quickly pick out 12 words from the titles of books on a nearby bookshelf. Use them in a poem.
- Write a poem with an invented biography for yourself.
- Take a 1-2 page poem from a book and re-type it backwards—from the very last word in the poem all the way to the very first, keeping the lines the same lengths as they are in the book. Use this as the starting point of a poem, picking out the word formations that are particularly interesting to you.
More at Book of Kells blog (and in the Comments in case it disappears.)
Monday, April 02, 2012
Sunday, April 01, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
The Velveteen Rabbi
There have been thousands upon thousands of "bookswithalettermissing" tweets on Twitter since it started last year. I tried. I can't even come up with one! And I'm usually pretty good with word games. (Okay, after I wrote that I came up with Tar Trek and Tar Wars while I was compiling the list below. Yay! :-D)
If you're game, drop a letter from a book, movie, play, song, TV show to come up with a new title. Then add on a short plot summary that is, preferably, related in a twisted way to the original.
If, like me, you're having problems coming up with the titles, I've listed some that you can create descriptions for.
The Velveteen Rabbi
Liver Twist
If You Give a Muse a Cookie
Huckleberry Inn
Lord of the Lies
Lice in Wonderland
Little Omen
A Series of Unfortunate Vents
Harry Otter
Jurassic Ark
Charlie and the Chocolate Factor
The Screw Ape Letters
The Holy Bile
The Virtue of Elfishness
Harold and the Purple Rayon
The Naked and the Dad
Eat of Eden
Tar Trek
Tar Wars
Little Emo in Slumberland
Clan of the Cave Bar
I Sit on Your Graves
Planet of the Aps
Zorba the Geek
All the Pretty Hoses
Return of the Naive
The Sound and the Fur
The Mayo of Casterbridge
Far from the Madding Crow
The Tree Musketeers
A Stud in Scarlet
It is the nature of tweets to be ephemeral, but some have been caught before they disappeared:
It’s the #bookswithalettermissing eBook! -- 500 in a PDF download from the guy who started it all and where most of the above examples came from. (His kids' humorous horror series looks cute too :-)
An article from the Huffington Post: Velveteen Rabbi.
If you're game, drop a letter from a book, movie, play, song, TV show to come up with a new title. Then add on a short plot summary that is, preferably, related in a twisted way to the original.
If, like me, you're having problems coming up with the titles, I've listed some that you can create descriptions for.
The Velveteen Rabbi
Liver Twist
If You Give a Muse a Cookie
Huckleberry Inn
Lord of the Lies
Lice in Wonderland
Little Omen
A Series of Unfortunate Vents
Harry Otter
Jurassic Ark
Charlie and the Chocolate Factor
The Screw Ape Letters
The Holy Bile
The Virtue of Elfishness
Harold and the Purple Rayon
The Naked and the Dad
Eat of Eden
Tar Trek
Tar Wars
Little Emo in Slumberland
Clan of the Cave Bar
I Sit on Your Graves
Planet of the Aps
Zorba the Geek
All the Pretty Hoses
Return of the Naive
The Sound and the Fur
The Mayo of Casterbridge
Far from the Madding Crow
The Tree Musketeers
A Stud in Scarlet
It is the nature of tweets to be ephemeral, but some have been caught before they disappeared:
It’s the #bookswithalettermissing eBook! -- 500 in a PDF download from the guy who started it all and where most of the above examples came from. (His kids' humorous horror series looks cute too :-)
An article from the Huffington Post: Velveteen Rabbi.
Monday, March 26, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Your brain on religion
What if it was discovered that belief in gods was caused by virus? And what if there was a cure?
If you're focused on the negatives of religion, it's easy to see that as a good thing. It's harder to see from the viewpoint of someone who has found great solace and meaning in their religion, of someone who quietly and joyfully practices, never pushing their beliefs on anyone. Would you have wanted to inform Mother Teresa that her religious beliefs were the side effect of a bug?
What if a side effect of the virus is not just belief in gods? What if it's also responsible for artistic creativity? What if it's responsible for creativity *and* war?
What if it was discovered that belief in gods was caused by an odd-looking growth in the brain? And what if a drug could cause it to shrink? How does that change what unfolds?
It needn't be modern religion. It can be in a fantasy world. It can be several hundred years in the future. What ever sparks you.
If you're focused on the negatives of religion, it's easy to see that as a good thing. It's harder to see from the viewpoint of someone who has found great solace and meaning in their religion, of someone who quietly and joyfully practices, never pushing their beliefs on anyone. Would you have wanted to inform Mother Teresa that her religious beliefs were the side effect of a bug?
What if a side effect of the virus is not just belief in gods? What if it's also responsible for artistic creativity? What if it's responsible for creativity *and* war?
What if it was discovered that belief in gods was caused by an odd-looking growth in the brain? And what if a drug could cause it to shrink? How does that change what unfolds?
It needn't be modern religion. It can be in a fantasy world. It can be several hundred years in the future. What ever sparks you.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Deviant SANCTUARY
Capture the senses' experience. What does it feel like? What does it smell like? Taste like? Sound like?
Go further and find a mood or personality of the place and let those inspire the descriptive words you choose.
Try unexpected adjectives and vivid verbs. For example, svelt, sleek, oozing, crouching aren't words normally associated with places, but can create fresh images.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
A little less alacrity
"It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry." -- Ralph's Observation (related to Murphy's Laws)
So today your character is in a hurry and has foolishly let his clock know as he grumbled at it. The word quickly passes to every mechanical object in his pathway. Tell the tale of his journey.
Are the machines blocking him because they're irritated with humanity? Why?
Or do they have an ulterior motive for slowing him down? For their purposes? Or for his?
So today your character is in a hurry and has foolishly let his clock know as he grumbled at it. The word quickly passes to every mechanical object in his pathway. Tell the tale of his journey.
Are the machines blocking him because they're irritated with humanity? Why?
Or do they have an ulterior motive for slowing him down? For their purposes? Or for his?
Monday, March 12, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Friday, March 09, 2012
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Mind your tail
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| See them in action |
They have devised techniques to acquire food from humans such as the "bark and snatch" and "cuteness sells" The first involves a loud bark behind a human holding a doggie-gourmet shawarma from a vendor. Startled, the human drops it and the dog snatches it. In the second, the pack sends out the smallest, cutest member to plead for food which he or she will bring back to share. Some dogs position themselves along well-traveled pedestrian ways knowing food will be tossed without having to beg.
The feral dog population is divided into four distinct groups:
Beggars - the most intelligent. The alpha males will be the cleverest rather than the strongest. They're the most at ease around humans, but see them as merely meal tickets.
Guard dogs - see the guards at the many fenced sites around Moscow as their leaders. Though semi-feral, they receive food from the guards and defend the territory as their own.
Foragers - are human shy. They roam Moscow scavenging for food.
Wild dogs - are the most wolflike. They live nocturnal lives in the wooded areas beyond the outskirts of the city, wary of humans but have been known to attack.
So, what's it like for a freshly dumped dog who must find a pack if he's to up his survival chances? How do the groups get along? Unlike wolf packs, the pack leaders of the beggar dogs interact with each other. Food is plentiful in the cities so there's no need to compete. (During the communist era when food was scarce, pack wars might last for months.) What do the leaders discuss with each other?
Monday, March 05, 2012
Deviant CHILD
CHILD
.~ How does one Deviantly Describe? ~.
From the given mundane, snoozer of a word, generate as many different-from-each-other descriptions as you can. (Set a timer for 10-15 minutes if you wish.)
Longer version ...
Is preserved at the HOME of the first Deviant Description.
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Friday, March 02, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Gho-gurt
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| Yes, that's Pepsi and Yogurt flavor |
Dog
Cat
Dragon
Italians
Vampires
Inuit
Werewolves
Ogres
Scientists
Those funny green aliens with the big eyes
Football players
Zombies
Accountants
Ghosts
Vulcans
Trekkies
Frost giants
Cannibals
10-year old boys
10-year old girls
Wizards
Witches
Comic book geeks
Greek Goddesses
Greek Gods
Catholics
Fairies
Leprechauns
Jews
Pot-heads
Yetis
Androids
Barbies
Come up with one or more flavors for each.
(An unintentional commercial series as I eat a yogurt and remember the Bro-gurt episode of Raising Hope where Burt came up with manly flavors like hamburger and pork. :-)
Monday, February 27, 2012
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Grab 'em by the balls
You're a TV ad guru and you've been hired to write a commercial for one of the following (or feel free to make one up):
If you're not up on script format and would like to try, Script Frenzy (which begins in April!) has a tutorial that will get you up and running faster than a finger can hit fast forward.
- Olivander's magic wands
- Boeing's newest family moon cruiser
- Leash for a pet dragon
- Vampire repellent
- Zero G motion sickness drug
- Portable molecular transporter
- Zombie-X, the ultimate zombie weapon
- Trollerz, the dating service, no longer just for Trolls.
- OS X brain implant, the Apple operating system that needs no peripherals.
If you're not up on script format and would like to try, Script Frenzy (which begins in April!) has a tutorial that will get you up and running faster than a finger can hit fast forward.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Deviant TEMPLE
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| Wat Xiang Thong |
Capture the senses' experience. What does it feel like? What does it smell like? Taste like? Sound like?
Go further and find a mood or personality of the place and let those inspire the descriptive words you choose.
Try unexpected adjectives and vivid verbs. For example, svelt, sleek, oozing, crouching aren't words normally associated with places, but can create fresh images.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Cleanliness is next to godliness
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| From ROFLRazzi |
It started with horn dog which struck me as an interesting word combination all on its own. Which set me off on a quest for words that could, um, go both ways. :-)
horn dog
scarlet woman
nuts
shorts
manhood
wienie
boxers
play boy
on the prowl
two time
skinny dip
hot to trot
kept woman
cheese cake
beef cake
wiener
tart
boy toy
melons
eye candy
wet dream
family jewels
boobies (they're birds! :-) They come in red-footed and blue-footed varieties.)
queen bee
pretty boy
play the field
well endowed
working girl
codpiece
foxy
pecker
hunk
sleep around
sugar daddy
horny
knockers
center fold
strip tease
backside
stud
love handles
short arm inspector (or inspection)
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