From the City Newsstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)
Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from February 2005
- AX MURDER GHOST! — SUN
- OBNOXIOUS KIDS DRIVE GHOSTS FROM HAUNTED HOUSE — WWN
- JESUS WAS A JAPANESE GARLIC FARMER! — SUN
- BLOOD SUCKING DRACULA SQUIRRELS INVADE U.S. — WWN
- SPACE ALIENS GIVE EARTH ULTIMATUM: FEED US YOUR GEEZERS OR ELSE! — WWN
- BIN LADEN WANTS TO JOIN ZZ TOP! — WWN
- RUMSFELD CLAIMS ABU GHRAIB PRISONERS WERE PLAYING 'TWISTER' — WWN
- ANGRY BILL COLLECTORS say Bush won't return their calls on the national debt — WWN
- SCIENTIST FINDS WOMEN'S ASKING-FOR-DIRECTIONS GENE — WWN
- FIREFIGHTER FIRED FOR FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE! — WWN
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