Tuesday, February 06, 2007

And the top story this evening is ...

cow.jpgChoose one of the following as a writing prompt for a news story. (They're all real headlines gaffes.)
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  • Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  • Farmer Bill Dies in House
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  • Eye Drops off Shelf
  • Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  • Miners Refuse to Work After Death
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Stolen Painting Found By Tree
  • Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
  • Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

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