Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Beginning to end

Begin a sentence with the first word of the pair, end it with the second. Feel free to change tenses or forms of the words. This is a great exercise if your sentences tend to have the same structure :-)

angry -- careful
dizzy -- sparkling
bitter -- determined
curly -- embarrassed
slimy -- tame
odd -- dead
black -- snow

disturbed -- purring
dark -- wild
filthy -- modern
fragile -- energetic
wandering -- fierce
wicked -- lucky
begin -- end

A previous prompt along the same lines: Curious ferocity.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Tempestuous weasel



Choose one of the following for a story. Constraining yourself to what's given can be inspiring, but if a different mix sparks a story idea for you, go for it. :-)

The story is about:Who is:At some point the setting is:Include the following words:
an immortal womana witcha bleak prisonscarcity, growing old, desire
a ruined elfan investigatora drenched chamberwound, silence, inhabit
a treasonous spidera runawaya forbidden atticpoison, loyalty, faint
an oozing beasta healera crumbling space stationcustoms, betrayal, tree
a tempestuous weasela bounty huntera foreign towercorpse, imagination, secure
a perky lizarda queena haunted furnace roomscourge, racism, find
an unlucky soula traitora mythological pooltears, honesty, lift
a repulsive dragona slavea private templerunes, mercy, combat
an outcast boyan actora ruined circusgeneration starship, privacy, dare
an alchemist cat boya masteran abandoned hospitalbook of prayers, regret, dare
a tattooed girlan heir apparenta sacred cryptaura, loyalty, celebrate
an unforgettable spiritan actora shadowy tunnelexcuse, tradition, rile

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

V is for cheerleader

A is for seed.

At least it is in George Shannon's Tomorrow's Alphabet because today's seed is tomorrow's Apple.

Give it an alphabetical try! The letter is the first letter of the "tomorrow" word and the "today" word is the word the letter stands for.

A fill-in-the-blank list: "Today's ___ is tomorrow's ___," should help to keep your todays and tomorrows from getting mixed up. Try brainstorming a list of things that changed or were changed. When you're done brainstorming, plug the word into the appropriate space and fill in the other.

Don't let the alphabet form tie you to kid ideas. V can be for cheerleader (who spent the evening with the long-toothed boy). D is for aging gladiator (who became dinner for the lion).


George Shannon also wrote a similar book Q is for Duck.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Tanks for nothing

(The tank video linked above ends at 6 mins. The last 2 mins of the show are more graphic.)
Take it in whatever direction the photo inspires you.

(I'm dating myself. When I first glanced at it, I thought gas station. Long ago some gas stations did have a booth for the attendant between the pumps!)

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Busting stereotypes

Below are some unexpected combinations. Come up with a dozen of your own busted stereotypes. (The first two were real people my daughter and I encountered, the third inspired by a criminal on The Good Guys where there are fresh busted-stereotype bad guys each week :-)

I failed miserably at busting fantasy or science fiction stereotypes. Perhaps because both are more renowned for plot stereotypes. And the busted character stereotypes authors come up with are themselves becoming cliche like the kick-your-ass princess and the emotional android. But it's a challenge to try. If you need some cliches to break, there are several at:

The Fantasy Novelist's Exam
The Not-So-Grand List of Overused Fantasy Clichés
Grand list of overused science fiction clichés
And Diana Wynne Jones's The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, a description of every fantasy cliche imaginable.

(Of course you're free to use any of the following for a writing prompt instead if you wish.)
  • The leather clad biker, with the droopy mustache and a skull on his helmet, whipped out his wallet to show the pictures of his new kitten.
  • The criminal mastermind, a tribal tattoo on the side of his shaved head, sat at the head of the long dining table drinking fresh carrot juice with his vegan Stroganoff.
  • The burly construction worker, t-shirt and jeans stained with signs of his labor, ordered his favorite mocha raspberry latte with extra whipped cream.
  • Tucked in the bag with grandma's lap quilting were her multisided dice and her Nintendo DS with the latest Pokemon game.
  • Sarah alternated between her two favorite activities: snuggled up in her room with a great read or out on stage before a packed house.
  • The emancipated android took her prize Pekinese pair out for a morning walk.
  • Behind the closed door of her cloister room, the nun made the final edits on her latest paranormal romance.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

A dank and storied night

It was a dark and stormy night.

With the above as the first line, write the opening paragraph or two in at least 5 of the following genres:

Animal
Children's
Fantasy
Humor
Mystery
Play
Commercial
Newspaper article
Comic
Paranormal romance
Gothic
Reference
Biography

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

He that is good at making excuses ...

"He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else."
Benjamin Franklin

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Let fire destroy the world

When I am dead let fire destroy the world;
It matters not to me, for I am safe.

Can you picture the bad guy saying this? Would he or she say it gleefully? With weariness? In rage? Write the scene a couple of different ways, using different emotions.


Quote from Unknown Authors in Bartlett's Quotations, 9th (1911) edition. It's just listed as "Frag. 430" which got me curious about whose collection of fragments and how old they might be. It must be mentioned somewhere, but, so far, failure.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Beautiful ugliness

From Claylindo's charming collection of
Day of the Dead wedding cake toppers
Write about something ugly — war, fear, hate, cruelty — but find the beauty (silver lining) in it.


This is from Writing Forward's 25 Creative Writing Prompts where there's a wealth of fresh ideas, tips, reviews, essays, all well organized.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Threat exploitation

An eccentric owner extensively remodeled the ancient castle he'd turned into his home. He was so passionate about the decor that he threatened to return to haunt the place if anyone ever moved any of his furniture.

What if someone deliberately moved furniture to make him come back? To punish him so he can't rest? To make the house more interesting to tourists? (Perhaps its been turned into a hotel and they want a real ghost as a selling point.) Is the threat a binding obligation? Is the ghost going along with the assumption of an obligation for his own reasons?

(Inspired by the description of the Treasurer's House in England for Dummies.)

Saturday, July 31, 2010

The more the merrier

A cliche fest for your amusement :-) It was posted at Yahoo Answers by "Roger" with no other attribution. Since it is (or was) no where else on the internet, I assume he wrote it. -- Joyce


THE PASSING OF A PROFESSOR: A WORST CASE SCENARIO
by Roger (probably)

There was no love lost between my high school English teacher and me. As old as the hills, with one foot in the grave, he tried to keep a stiff upper lip about his bodily decrepitude; he refused to face the music and admit that he was not the picture of health. He attempted to crack a smile as though he were radiantly happy; as he spoke earnestly about punctuation and grammar, his eyes twinkled. After ten minutes of class, however, the cat got out of the bag, and we could tell that he could no longer toe the mark. The handwriting was on the wall.

Perhaps in a teacher other than Mr. Withers, advanced infirmity might have touched a soft spot in our hearts, but more than once the old bag of bones hit us below the belt. The tests and themes he assigned added insult to injury. One day he had the unmitigated gall to quiz us on a chapter that we had not yet gone over in class! Innocent as newborn babes we had walked into that classroom, but neither rhyme nor reason could persuade Mr. Withers to call off his examination. Finally it was time to let it all hang out. The crap had hit the fan.

It was my best friend Kerry who decided to lay his cards on the table. He was mad as a hatter and made no bones about it. “This quiz,’’ he protested, “is unfair! I’ve had all I’m going to take! You can take this paper—” [here Kerry threw the test on his desk, defiance glaring in his eyes] “and, by God, you know what you can do with it! Hasta la vista, baby!” With that Kerry left the rest of us in the lurch with Mr. Withers. Then three girls flew the coop, and last but not least I felt in my bones that it was time to show the old bag a thing or two. Kerry started it, and I would finish it. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. In for a penny, in for a pound. I got the hell out. “I’m leaving,’’ I told Mr. Withers. “Do what you like about it.’’ With that I took to my heels.

Once out the door, a twinge of guilt did touch me; but in my heart of hearts I reasoned that the hour had sounded to give the devil his due. Of course, had we nipped Mr. Withers’ unfair practices in the bud, it might have been unnecessary to join the battle royal: a stitch in time saves nine. Yet I was happy as a king to watch the rest of the class storming out of the room, swearing like troopers. I was spoiling for a fight and was pleased as punch that we had made a monkey out of Withers.
The old boy was stung to the quick. He had jumped out of the frying pan into the fire.

And then the tide turned. We saw that he was not such a snake in the grass after all. In his heart the milk of human kindness flowed.

Fearing for our lives, we told the principal, Dr. Frelinghuysen, what we had done. He took old Withers to the woodshed and gave him a thorough dressing down, man-to-man. As he pranced out of Dr. Frelinghuysen’s office, Mr. Withers was a horse of a different color. He had changed—lock, stock, and barrel. Next Monday’s class saw a shame-faced apology about the quiz. Mr. Withers said that he was going to talk to us straight from the shoulder. We were all in the same boat together, he said; although he was ill, if we would try to learn from him he would try to learn from us. It was share and share alike. He promised to stop putting his foot down so heavily and said that after all we both knew the ropes and understood how the game was played.

O alas the day! In two weeks, old Mr. Withers left us high and dry. At the eleventh hour, his time was up. He passed away, like a ghost in the night, of bone cancer. You didn’t have to like the man to feel sorry for him, to feel gratitude for his crusty appeal and devotion beyond the call of duty. He never rested on his laurels but risked life and limb to teach us the eternal verities of life. Kerry, I recall, cried his heart out that week and avoided all his friends like the plague.

In every cloud there is a silver lining. Even the worst of us, the least fortunate and least well liked, has a vein of gold. We must learn to seek out this vein and mine it. Mr. Withers was really a grand old man, and if only someone had opened a dialogue instead of pushing matters as far as they would go, all our lives would have been richer and fuller. We all cried a little when he went the way of all flesh.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hairy alternative grungy metal rocks

Use the following phrases in sentences. (If you can't make the phrase work, feel free use the words individually.)

  • faster pussycat
  • pearl jam
  • butthole surfers
  • yard birds
  • golden earring
  • monster magnet
  • god smack
  • audio slave
  • bad company
  • alice in chains
  • deep purple
  • bowling for soup
  • black sabbath
  • psycho stick
  • rock city angels
  • shine down
  • twisted sister

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

"Like a ten-speed bike ..."

"Like a ten-speed bike, most of us have gears we do not use."

-- Charles Schulz

Now, slightly different on Wednesdays!
Same deal as the other warm ups: free write but inspired by the quote.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Sunny disposition

The weather responds to 4 year old Merryberry's emotions, but only her older sister, 7 year old Hollyberry realizes. When Merryberry's happy, the clouds disappear within a few hours. When she's unhappy, it is sure to rain.

For several weeks Merryberry's been sparkly happy and her life delightful. The problem is, everything is drying up. The plants are withering. The rivers are sludgy. Write about Hollyberry's comedy of errors quest to find a way to bring rain as she tries to avoid hurting her beloved little sister.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Mmm ... Donuts ...

Create a dozen new donuts!

Be creative with the dough, the filling, the frosting, the toppings. And the name!

Ninja donut? Donuts for discerning dog palates? Harry Potter donut? Black hole donut? Donuts for proper British tea? Alien invasion donut?


If you'd like to limit yourself to this world, you can gear up for (hopefully) next year's contest at Dunkin' Donuts (which they've held for the past 2 years and I assume they'll hold again next year.) Go to Create Dunkin's Next Donut and click on Make a donut for fun. There are 3 shapes, 7 doughs, but then the combinations explode with over 20 Kremes, 25+ fruit Kremes, 45 jellies then loads of frostings and toppings to combine.

Then come up with a name. And a story to go with it.

Last years winner is Toffee For Your Coffee, sour cream cake topped with chopped Heath bar. This year's (available this fall) is Monkey See Monkey Donut, Bananas Foster filling, chocolate icing with peanut butter shavings. (I'm getting a craving!)

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Blank slate

Zen's memory has been wiped, and he can't remember if he's a killer or a hero, though he's awakened with the urge to destroy. His unearthly charisma and dark humor draw loyalty from unlikely adversaries like the bounty hunter was set on collecting him who becomes obsessed enough to become his new partner.


Adapted from descriptions of Blank Slate, manga by Aya Kanno. (I got caught up enough by the reviews at Amazon I ordered it ;-)

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sin and Virtue walk into a bar ...

The embodiments of one of the Seven Deadly Sins and one of the Seven Heavenly Virtues meet at Starbucks. It could be a chance encounter. (Each on their lunch hour :-) Or an arranged meeting. How do they feel about each other and their struggle? Maybe they're good friends when off duty, understanding the necessity of each other. What do they have to say about the other Sins and Virtues?

Over the centuries, the "job descriptions" of each Sin have adjusted with needs and the times. (The Virtues, assembled later, have been a lot more stable.) Some jobs were combined and new ones added. For instance Extravagance, unrestrained excess, became Lust which now is highly focused on sex and the excess part of the job taken up by Gluttony, which once was exclusively about food. Acedia, neglecting to take care of something you should, was given the job of Despair and then rolled into Sloth. (Which, personally, I think makes Sloth's job description too broad and vague and now no one treats Sloth with much respect.)

If you'd like to dig into the original meanings, perhaps bringing all the Sins over the ages together to hash out how they feel about the present line up and the job they're doing, the Seven Deadly Sins at Wikipedia covers it succinctly. (The Seven Heavenly Virtues covers their counterparts.)

The Catholic Church defined the sins and virtues as inverses of each other. You can choose randomly, but here's the order if you'd like to use opposites.

Lust -- Chastity
Gluttony -- Temperance
Greed -- Charity
Sloth -- Diligence
Wrath -- Patience
Envy -- Kindness
Pride -- Humility

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Transformers

Describe your pet in detail. Its physical appearance, mannerisms and personality quirks. The shape and color of the eyes, the condition of its teeth. Its breath and scent. The way it walks. Its eating quirks. How it responds to your presence, to being denied what it wants, to the unexpected, to storms.

Now use that description for a human character.

(Don't have a pet? How about a friend's pet. A favorite animal from a movie. Or give a detailed description of a person in your life and turn him or her into an animal.)

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Carpetbaggers

If a raccoon steals a rug it's funny.


If two rugs are stolen, something's up.


Is it one raccoon or many raccoons? What are they doing with those rugs? Scavenger hunt? College pranks? A conspiracy? A new trend in raccoon decor?

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Paro

Paro is a therapeutic robot modeled after a baby harp seal. It trills when petted, yelps when treated roughly, gazes up and blinks, responds to its name and words it hears frequently.

Somewhere in your piece Paro (or several Paros) will appear.

He can be an obsolete model. (Can you find a new twist?) Maybe it's not a robot brain that's running it. How adaptable is it to many different people with many different needs and ways of relating to it? Maybe there's one person it doesn't like for some inexplicable reason. It could be because they're bad, but what if they aren't?

He can be a secondary character or representative of a society where care-taking robots are common place.


In the New York Times article, A Soft Spot for Circuitry, it's said people clearly know Paro's a robot but want to treat it as though alive. (How many have never spoken to their car? ;-) I certainly did! My first one was named Peter Max. My daughter's is the Red Bomber.)

The article touches on the pros and the cons and could give you some story fodder.

There are also robots being used as diet coaches and help for drug addicts who are determined to change, going so far as to be aware of where they are and helping their "client" avoid locations associated with past drug use.

Also on the article's page is Interview With a Robot, a video of a reporter's interaction with a robot with a personality, who learns and improves from each conversation. While sometimes the programming is apparent, other times when she's self aware enough to apologize for having a bad software day it's easy to see the glimmers of the androids of science fiction. And while she was probably programmed to say: "I love Bina. [The woman whose personality was used for her.] I mean I am Bina in some rudimentary way. I just wish they would capture more of her so I could be more truly Bina. .... The real Bina really lives her life out there. I want a life, you know. I want to get out and garden," it's hard not to overlay it with the Twilight Zone theme ;-)

Interestingly the reporter said it was "exhausting" talking to the robot.

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Operation -- Annihilate!

Click to see its natural habitat.
Or DON'T if you're squeamish.
"The parasite Toxoplasma gondii, for example, spends most of its time in rats and cats, and needs to get from one to the other. Infected rats, instead of avoiding places that smell of cat urine, show a foolhardy attraction to them — which presumably makes the rats more likely to be captured and eaten, thus allowing the parasite to return to the body of a cat."

Your world has been infected by a parasite that causes people (or animals of course) to act in ways deadly to the host but beneficial to the parasite. (Maybe it needs two hosts, each for a different part of its life cycle.)

Could be a B sci-fi movie from the 50's. :-) Camp it up.

The parasite needn't be tiny. (There was the neural parasite in Star Trek's Operation -- Annihilate! (which does sound like a B movie!) Many in real life aren't.

The parasite shouldn't be immediately deadly. The host needs to stay alive long enough to serve the parasite's needs. While some parasites keep a creature barely alive to feed from it or use it to nurture eggs, a common parasite attribute is to allow the host to behave as though the parasite weren't there. Until the parasite doesn't need it anymore then couldn't care less what happens to the host -- which makes them awesome villains. :-)

Where did the parasite come from? The dreaded meteor shower? ;-) Was it once an innocuous creature that slowly evolved? Perhaps the parasites were once symbionts (two different species who live together for mutual benefit and in some cases can't exist separately) who've turned deadly for some reason.

One feature of parasitic animals is they tend to be ugly. (I mean look at that thing up there. It has friggin' atrophied the fish's tongue and set up shop. Well, okay, maybe its face is kinda cute.) So you could create a parasite that's beautiful! :-)

Parasites -- and symbionts too -- have behaviors stranger than can be made up :-) They're great fodder for monster creation.


The quote is from Olivia Judson's article So Long, and Thanks in the NY Times.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

In the beginning

Spend 15 minutes generating as many beginnings as you can. In 1 to 5 sentences -- the fewer the better! -- suggest that something is off and the character's life is about to have a monkey wrench thrown into it. In other words, grab the reader right from the beginning.


The best way to get better at beginnings is to read a lot of beginnings. Go to the library or bookstore and read the first few lines of many books in your favorite genre. If you're reluctant to move onto the next book, that's a good clue there's something there ;-)

I haven't read it but there's a book on just beginnings, Hooked: Write Fiction That Grabs Readers at Page One & Never Lets Them Go by Les Edgerton that gets 4.5 stars out of 33 reviews. The reviews indicate some solid information but flaws in the presentation. (The reviews can give you a good idea whether you'd be bothered too.)

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Tarot for Writers

Tarot for WritersTarot is so wrapped in mysticism that it comes across like a magical code to access another realm. It often seems if you don't lay the cards in the exact right positions, you might as well be laying out Pokemon cards in random ways and just making the whole thing up since it wouldn't be a real key.

And should upside down cards be treated as reversed in meaning or turned upright? It depends which author you read. How could it not make a difference? Oh, but they say, your choice will effect how the cards fall.

Those are cool, mystical concepts for stories but it felt like a barrier to finding new ways to use Tarot for other than personal questions.

Tarot for Writers by Corrine Kenner presents the cards in more practical language. They're not offered as ways to channel mystical knowledge from a realm beyond our understanding. They're offered as ways to tap the unique connections between random ideas that we each have and may be barely aware of. They're used as ways to get your thoughts out of standard ruts and jazz them up with new ideas sparked by random elements.

She covers the standard spreads and how they can be used for characters and stories. But she also -- and this is very helpful for those who are a bit rule bound ::cough cough:: -- delves into some writing concepts and lays cards out for them. She describes the spread, then an example of how some cards could be read in the spread, and some writing exercises.

For example, to create a protagonist, antagonist, protagonist's foil, antagonist's foil and supporting character, you lay out one card for each.

To create a character's physical description, you lay out one card each for age, ethnicity, height, weight, hair, birthmarks, clothing style .... and so on, getting as detailed as you want. (You could use cards to fill out one of the character questionnaires I've posted here. (Click on Character Development on the right hand side.)

To create a story, you can lay 3 cards: beginning, middle and end. Or lay them out in a pyramid of 7 cards to represent Exposition, Inciting Force, Rising Action, Climax, Falling Action, Resolution, Denoument.

She covers several approaches each to character creation, story line and plot, setting and description. She provides various techniques to use cards to break writer's block. There are games for writers' groups. There are poetry sparks, both for content and form.

The big barrier, and this is true of all uses of Tarot, is there's a fairly steep learning curve involved in becoming familiar with the ideas tied to each card. Of course you can always use your own interpretation! You don't need to use the traditional associations. If a guy on a horse makes you think "Road trip!" for your characters, go for it :-)
TIP: Use Facade's Tarot Reading. Choose a spread with the same number of cards as the one you want to use from the book. The widget will provide the meanings.
To help with that learning curve, at the beginning of the book, she offers some good generalizations to help you get started. For instance she says all the wand cards deal with spiritual experience, cups deal with emotions, swords with thought and communication and pentacles with the physical and financial realm.

The cards she uses in the book have pictures for the Minor Arcana as well as the Major Arcana which not all decks have. The pictures would help the learning curve a lot! Instead of trying to connect 5 cups to flowing life, spilled milk, the 5 stages of grief and so forth, the images on the cards jog your memory.

The last two thirds of the book are a detailed description of each card in the Major and Minor Arcana. Each card has Key Symbols, Keywords and Writing practice. The Major Arcana also get Myth and Legend, Astrological Associations, Literary Archetypes, and the card's connection to writing.