Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from MAY 1998
-  DOG SWALLOWS SHEEP -- SUN 
 -  Porcupine falls head over heels in love -- with a broom! -- WWN 
 -  One-armed man fights off monkey with fake limb! -- WWN 
 -  WERERABBITS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN WEREWOLVES! -- WWN 
 -  IRAQI TEENS GETTING HIGH ON ANTHRAX GERMS! -- WWN 
 -  Elvis fan has the King's JOCK STRAP! -- WWN 
 -  Used-car salesman is buried in fireproof suit -- so he won't burn in HELL! -- WWN 
 -  Police find dead woman in giant ball of string! -- WWN 
 -  BIZARRE DISEASE TURNS PEOPLE INTO HUMAN SNAKES! -- WWN 
 - Wonder drug makes people bulletproof! -- WWN
 
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