From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly
MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- HUNGRY, HUNGRY SPACE RATS! — WWN
- TIME-TRAVEL DOG FROM FUTURE HELD CAPTIVE! -- WWN
- SIBERIA IS MELTING — SUN
- WORLD'S FATTEST BIGFOOT SHOCKS SCIENTISTS — WWN
- POTTY LARCENY — SUN
- CONVENIENCE STORE FINED FOR BEING INCONVENIENT — WWN
- BENGALI MAN LIVES IN HOUSE MADE OF PEOPLE! — WWN
- MAN BITES THE BULLET & HIS HEAD EXPLODES! — WWN
- FED-UP COUPLE SELLS HOME . . . WITH HER PARENTS IN IT — WWN
- 500,000 FLAWED DICTIONARIES DESTROYED — because 'cleanliness' is next to 'godliness'! — WWN
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