Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Obfuscated polysyllabic philosophies

catbag.jpgTurn the following common proverbs into obfuscated polysyllabic philosophies.

Here's a couple of examples:
Who sums the yet unfractured shells of bipeds gallinaceous
Is apt to find his calculations woefully fallacious.

A futile superfluity of culinary aid
Will mar the gastronomic juice of osseous tissue made.
You don't need to make them rhyme ... but you can if you'd like!
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
  • Beggars can't be choosers.
  • Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
  • Haste makes waste.
  • If you can't beat them, join them.
  • Let the cat out of the bag.
  • Money doesn't grow on trees.
  • Necessity is the mother of invention.
  • Quality is better than quantity.
  • The pen is mightier than the sword.
  • Where there's smoke, there's fire.
  • You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Inspired by the Plethora of Polysyllabic Poetic Proverbs.
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