Saturday, March 01, 2008

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for March 2008

wwn-alienbacksbushThough the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from MARCH 1998
  1. TORCHED BY AN ANGEL! -- WWN
  2. GERBIL JUGGLER BRINGS PARTY KIDS TO TEARS -- SUN
  3. NOW it can be told . . . Liberace was a rough & tough he-man who spied for the CIA! -- WWN
  4. Did Castro replace Pope with a Communist double? -- WWN
  5. SCIENTISTS TO CLONE NEANDERTHAL MAN -- FROM 30,000-YEAR-OLD DOO-DOO -- WWN
  6. GIRL GETS PIG'S ARM -- BECOMES BOWLING CHAMP! -- SUN
  7. 3 out of 5 Americans are reincarnated in Brazil -- WWN
  8. Prisoner escapes & mails handcuffs back to cops -- WWN
  9. Medical students expelled -- for throwing human brains at each other! -- WWN
  10. Cursed rocks scare tourists -- SUN
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