Thursday, August 10, 2006

Cursed

camel.jpgPick one of the following. Set the timer for 10-15 minutes and tell what happened after the curse. Did the curse come to pass exactly as pronounced? Was the universe twisting the caster's words? Did the character manage to change the curse?
  • Hear this, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
  • Behold, thou shalt be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou wolf in sheep's clothing!
  • Thou shalt be taunted by the king's concubines, O thou love-crazed Gittite!
  • Harken, O thou relative of Herod, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
  • Woe unto thee, O ye relative of Herod, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!
  • Take heed, O thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

From Biblical Curse Generator
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