Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for August 2006

WWNCoverChoice7.jpgFrom The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.) 
  1. SENSIBLE PUTTY! — WWN
  2. BOOZE CAN MELT AWAY POUNDS — SUN
  3. 'NOSE HOSE' WILL MAKE TISSUES OBSOLETE! — WWN 
  4. EXPLORER LOCATES ORIGINAL 'COMFORT ZONE'! — WWN
  5. DA VINCI WAS A TIME TRAVELER! — SUN
  6. WAR IN HEAVEN According to the Archangel Michael, female angels led by the powerful Hillaria have revolted . . . — WWN
  7. Demons influencing presidential policy! — WWN
  8. BOY TURNS BELOVED AUNT INTO ROBOT! — WWN
  9. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, along come . . . NAVY ANTS! — WWN
  10. BILLIONAIRE WILLS HIS FORTUNE TO IMAGINARY FRIEND — WWN
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