The City Newsstand (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) publishes the MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines each month (and have been doing so since 1998!) (It says they're mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)Choose one as a writing prompt.
SEPTEMBER 2005
- MAN-HORSES THREATEN THE WORLD! — WWN
- Bush thrilled to be reading at 6th grade level AND IT'S ABOUT TIME! — WWN
- ORIGIN OF APATHY DISCOVERED, BUT NOBODY CARES! — WWN
- CHICKENS EAT FARMER — WWN
- Leprechaun ejected by casino — HE'S TOO LUCKY! — WWN
- BOMB-SNIFFING ELEPHANTS STOMP OUT TROUBLE — WWN
- NIGHT WATCHMAN SUES OVER WORKING NIGHTS! — WWN
- LOUD ROCK SHOW MAKES TEEN'S HEAD EXPLODE! — WWN
- RHODE ISLAND TO BAN BABY-TALK TO DOGS! — WWN
- CUBS BOOST WORLD SERIES HOPES WITH . . . HOLY WATER! — SUN
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