Friday, March 07, 2014

Once Upon a Paragraph

Gary Provost, a writer of writing books, said in How To Tell a Story that 90% of books have some form of the following plot:
Once upon a time, something happened to someone, and he decided that he would pursue a goal. So he devised a plan of action, and even though there were forces trying to stop him he moved forward because there was a lot at stake. And just as things seemed as bad as they could get, he learned an important lesson, and when offered the prize he had sought so strenuously, he had to decide whether or not to take it, and in making that decision he satisfied a need that had been created by something in his past.
How very clever! He's got all the elements, from inciting incident to black moment to character growth all in one paragraph. :-)

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Jamie Smiles Investigations

Jamie Smiles is a crime investigator in a future Earth that includes enclaves of otherworld species. The most recent crime involves the headless corpse of a Slarpeon male.

Headless males aren't unusual among the Slarpeon. After mating, the female removes the male's head for preservation and the body is ritually disposed of. This body was found outside the enclave. Though his sperm sack had been ruptured no one has claimed to have mated with him.

This particular male was odd for a Slarpeon. Rather than the manual laborer most males are, he had demonstrated artistic talents that his hive had given him the freedom to pursue.

So, what's behind the crime?

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Ritual enhancements

Maori Haka
Create two scenes for characters who have adopted superstitious rituals to aid them in their endeavors. One scene is of a high-end thief, perhaps art, jewelry or something uniquely valuable to his or her world as the thief prepares for the evening's heist. The other is of the law officer who has been on the thief's trail for 19 years as she or he prepares to finally capture the thief.

(As always, you needn't confine yourself to contemporary times or even Earth based.)

Friday, February 21, 2014

Supernatural writing prompts from LitBridge

What a wonderful collection of story and poetry prompts at LitBridge about the supernatural (and mundane) world. The site is dedicated to helping writers of all levels become more professional with information about writing programs, contests and more.

On the writing prompts page, are links organized by a huge collection of categories from seasons, to mythological creatures, to beautiful words. Each page has 10-30 prompts. The collection the supernatural links below were taken from is about halfway down the page.

Creative Writing Prompts About Aliens
Creative Writing Prompts About Demons
Creative Writing Prompts About Dragons
Creative Writing Prompts About Dreams
Creative Writing Prompts About Fairies 
Creative Writing Prompts About The Future
Creative Writing Prompts About Gargoyles
Creative Writing Prompts About Ghosts
Creative Writing Prompts About Heaven
Creative Writing Prompts About Hell
Creative Writing Prompts About Mermaids
Creative Writing Prompts About Superheroes
Creative Writing Prompts About Werewolves
Creative Writing Prompts About Vampires
Creative Writing Prompts About Zombies
What If Creative Writing Prompts

Here's a sampling:

Write a story about a man who virtually chats with an alien unknowingly. The man starts to fall in love with this mysterious stranger. What happens next?

Write a poem about yourself from the perspective of an alien.

Write a story about different dragons from varying cultures meeting each other. Try to research how different cultures perceive dragons to better give your dragons more realistic and culturally appropriate attitudes.

Write a poem about how to care for a dragon.

Write a story about a demon who wants to become good but faces resistance from fellow demons.

Write a story about a baby demon who is learning to help humans sin, possess their bodies and ultimately take their souls.

Write a story from a perspective of a main character who is looking for a dream. Why is he or she looking for a dream? What happened to their prior dreams? Describe the journey.

Write a poem about alternative views of fairies such as them being demoted angels, having connection to death, or as another race.

Write a story about a young psychic who discovers that she has the ability to communicate with people living in the future.

Write a poem with the following words: granite, evil, aqueducts, and gargle.

Write a story about a human who wakes up as a stone gargoyle. The story could be about the people the human gargoyle sees everyday. During the story, the gargoyle may be turned back into a human. What happens next?

Write a story that is entirely based in a ghost world.

Write a poem in the form of a ghost story.

Read literature that describes what heaven is like. This literature can include various religious texts. Write a poem dedicated to each of these types of heavens. Feel free to include your own perceptions of these heavens.

Write a story where the main character has a genuine fear of spending eternity in heaven.

Write a story where the main character is trying to be recruited by Lucifer to become the Antichrist.

Write a story about mermaids who live in modern civilization and have regular jobs, schedules and responsibilities.

Write a story from the perspective of the villain who happens to be a close friend or lover of a superhero.

Write a poem about a modern or fictional superhero who has truly failed in a crisis.

Write a story that begins with a superhero’s death and how the world reacts to it.

Write a story about a child who is raised in a family of werewolves. However, he did not inherit the family trait of being a werewolf.

Write a poem about transformation. Try to use an analogy that compares transformation with the type of transformation a werewolf may have.

Write a poem with the following words: mocking, blood, fangs and immortality.

Write a poem about the relationship between vampires and religion.

Write a funny story about a character who truly believes he/she is a vampire even though he may not be one at all.

Write a story about a zombie who slowly falls in love with another zombie.

What if your friend joined a cult that worshipped dogs?

What if your pet could only talk to you at midnight for an hour?

What if you could make any religious belief truly real? Which one would you pick and why?

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

A lóng he came ...

Write a scene introducing a character who looks human but is actually a dragon -- without revealing their secret. Describe their movements, the quality of their voice, their quirks. Anything that a reader would later recall as clues when the secret is later revealed. Include dialog. Perhaps the dragon is a shop keeper, a client, a new neighbor.

This reminds me of a wonderful book, Tea with the Black Dragon by R.A. MacAvoy. I don't think the sequel lived up to it, but this one had a lovely relationship between the main character and the man who aids her in her quest for her daughter, who may or may not be a 2000 year old Chinese dragon.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

In the end ...

Here are the last lines. Pick one and write the story that led up to it.
  • A unicorn followed her. Then another. Then another.
  • It was satisfying punishment for the worst Best Chef in the kingdom.
  • He dropped a match onto the mound of torn papers, splintered furniture and bloody rags. He waited until the fire strengthened, devouring the memories more greedily. Then he left, locking the door behind him.
  • We descended into the tunnels before the dawn could heal us.
  • Sure it was just a chicken. But what a magnificent chicken it was.
  • She set the golden tooth into the tray and closed the slender drawer on the cabinet. Now her hobby didn't seem so strange anymore.
  • "Peacekeepers," he grumbled, watching the last departing vehicle turn the corner. He turned back to the disheveled room, picked up a broom and began sweeping.

Thursday, February 06, 2014

Fairy-fied

Retell a fairy tale starring your characters. From a current work. From a favorite work. From several works. Have them meet!

Or create a fairy tale world populated by your characters. Who would make the best Cinderella? The best Big Bad Wolf? The best giant slayer? Might there be surprising age, sex and species differences?

(I do go on fairy tale kicks occasionally!)

As mentioned in last week's post, a fairy tale list (and links to other lists) is at Fairy Tales, and a random picker at Tale of Two Tales.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The aftermath

The outcomes of humiliation and defeat are familiar in fairy tales but not what happened afterward. What happened to the emperor after his embarrassing buff walk through town? What happened to the duck family who was so clueless that one of their children wasn't even a duck? What happened when all the servants in Sleeping Beauty's castle found out the king knew they might all lose everyone and everything they had if his daughter touched a spindle? What happened to the rabbit who lost to the turtle when his family and friends found out?

The fairy tale list (and links to other lists) is at Fairy Tales, and a random picker at Tale of Two Tales.

Inspired by B.J. Novak's "The Rematch", a tale of what happened to the rabbit who lost to the tortoise in One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Telescopic text

Oops! Should be one EYED cat.
Go to Telescopic Text. Click on Write.

Start with a simple sentence. Expand it, word by word, phrase by phrase to something gloriously twistedly complex.

See if you can create a story that grows from a simple sentence. Or keep changing the meaning of the sentence by adding words to what you have. Or just play to see where it takes you. :-)

To see a demo, you can play with Joe Davis's "I made tea."

There's a page with some Ideas to get you started and another on How to use the writing tools.

You'll need an account to save any Telescopic Texts you create. The feature to add your texts to the gallery seems not to be working. (The site hasn't been updated since 2011 so that's unlikely to be fixed. But creating a text still works fine.)

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Frosty freeze

Jack Frost is tired of the negativity that goes with his job. Everyone complains about the cold and the snow. No one appreciates the beauty. They only care how it inconveniences them. Bunch of ingrates!

He wants a new job. He's in your office at Career Counseling For Magical Beings. Get to know him. Help him find a job he'd be perfect for.

In the process, perhaps after he's tried some of these new jobs, talk about what other magical beings have said they'll do or are doing with his Jack Frost job.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Chicken's Wedding

Click for LARGER view (That now works!)
(Click the magnifying glass on the larger view in the lower right to zoom in on the details.)
Chicken's Wedding is the actual title of this piece. With monkeys. Which look kind of lizardish. (Sorry ancient artist. Quite possibly he'd never seen a monkey and was only copying other artists' monkey drawings (who were copying ... etc.))


It's a singerie, which Wikipedia tells me is "Monkey Trick", a picture depicting monkeys aping (ha!) human behavior. There's a human head on the front of the wagon drawn by leopard lion dogs which are either giant or the horses and elephants are tiny. The more you study it, the weirder it gets.

(Singerie: The Chicken's Wedding at the National Tile Museum in Lisbon.)

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Frost and Fire and Rock

For decades global warming has shrunk the borders of the Frost Giants' land. As the thawing pushed them deeper into their territory, the frost giants begged their queen to do something. As is the nature of government, it wasn't until the ice palace's south tower collapsed that the queen decided it was time to take action. She has declared war on the Fire Giants. Ice dragons, ice fairies and other ice creatures are gathering.

The Fire Giants claim they aren't responsible. They say it's clearly the Sun God's wishes for them to have the world's largest volcano. The deep ice that had kept the volcano from the Fire Giants has melted. Now the giants have set up a mining operation. Fire dragons, fire demons and other hot beasties are flocking to defend the site.

It would all be no one else's business if it weren't for the Rock Giants who live down slope. The Rock Giants have been carving the mountainous foothills into wondrous sculptures for 10,000 years. If the Frost and Fire creatures clash, the tsunami of melting runoff from their fighting will wash everything away.

It's up to three friends from the three elements to find a peaceful solution.

Wednesday, January 08, 2014

The Bingo Queen and the Health Nut

Health Nut by Jayson Hotchkiss
Pick two from below who have naturally opposing views on life. Two who will clash as soon as you throw them together. Now put them in a scene or short story where they're vying for the same thing or must cooperate. The last piece of pie? The beneficence of a benefactor? Stuck in a vampire's holding pen together?

I stumbled across this list while moving stuff to a new computer. I'm guessing it came from a NaNoWriMo "take a character/leave a character" folder someone created in 2006. Now the NaNoWriMo forums have an official Adoption Society folder with lots of things to adopt like plots, names, titles ... fears, super powers. Though the forums are archived and cleaned out each year, the link should hopefully keep working.

  • bingo queen
  • bartender who doesn’t drink
  • nerdy criminologist, expert on criminal psychology, loser on figuring out social skills
  • collector of orally-told, ancient stories, wandering about the continent
  • ninja incompetent
  • bumbling wanna-be ruler of the world who attracts others eager to change the world, looking for a leader
  • seller of addictive substances who is convinced he’s being a help to society
  • rescuer of animals in a world that treats them as disposable
  • teenage emperor pretending incompetence as he ferrets out the ones who would take over his empire
  • world weary vampire, who doesn’t have the strength of character to kill himself
  • proselytizing health and exercise nut afraid of dying
  • cherry picker who dreams of climbing the highest peak in the kingdom
  • spirit who has returned 20 years after his death when the fortune and estate he spent a lifetime building is being frittered away
  • young boy left behind by his migrating family is taken in by his tribe's enemy
  • spiritual girl in a land of atheists
  • vampire that feeds off fear
  • girl possessed by her dead grandmother as she seeks to continue her research into a cure for a disease that is wiping out the neighboring enemy
  • crazy cat lady who is the contact point for her cadre of cat spies.
  • wish-fulfillment fairy who can’t fulfill her own wishes. She was cursed by an ogre who was killed in retaliation by her boyfriend.
  • giant with a mullet and an obsession for butterflies

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Bucket list

Supernatural: Slumber Party
Your character has won a cosmic lottery to be transported to her favorite fictional universe for one year. Create at least 12 items on her bucket list.

Everything is going fine until the fifth item on her list goes horribly wrong. It looks like she won't get to the rest of the items on her list. Just as bad, one of her favorite characters is revealed to be much different than had been portrayed.

But, since this is a fantasy, all is well and everything turns out much better than she could have planned.

Feel free to choose your favorite fictional universe.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Ded Moroz

This is Ded Moroz. He is the incarnation of the winter holiday. So who is he? What does he do each winter holiday? What ways does he interact with the people celebrating? What is his history? What if he began as an evil figure? Why was he evil and what changed him?

Create a Wikipedia article about him.



For the real story, Wikipedia has a good article on Ded Moroz.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Accidental minstrel

Snow Soldier by The Paper Lady 42 
For each set of 5 words create a sentence about winter or your favorite winter holiday. (Feel free to tamper with word forms.)

✵ rumble minstrel mist accident heart
✵ flash tremble vanity tease soldier
✵ cold shard crumble navigate reporter
✵ nunnery rumple dampen silver cling
✵ gypsy embrace temper shade obey

(Sorry for the delay. It was time for a new computer. And time to discover new software often has a distaste for old files.)

This is both cool and kind of creepy! Google created this automatically from the picture and stuck it in my notifications.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Apicem rhoncus

#12 17 Images you won't believe aren't Photoshopped
(Hmm. Clearly I was struggling for titles when I scheduled these a few months ago. Google translates it as "peak pricing", though it also says rhoncus can mean "range" or "the range" which is obviously what I meant. But, I have no idea why I chose it. And, really, it just comes across as snooty rather than intriguing! Sorry about that!)

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Greenplanet

In the Icelandic sagas, it is said that Norwegian-born Erik the Red was exiled from Iceland for murder. Along with extended family and thralls, he set out in ships to find a land rumored to lie to the northwest. After settling there, he named the land Grœnland (translated as "Greenland"), supposedly in the hope that the pleasant name would attract settlers. (Wikipedia)

With the advent of inexpensive faster than light travel, many new planets have been found suitable for human colonization. Some, more pleasant than others.

Your family has found a planet that is less than a paradise. You fully believe with some work it could be a really great place to live but it needs the right people and the competition for new places to live is high.

Write a promotional piece to encourage people to come settle on your planet. Emphasize the quirkiness. Or the challenge. Give it a good coat of "green" wash.

Some of the things you'll need to "sell" are:

"Spiders" the size of kittens.
Frequent dish-rattling earthquakes.
There are 12 tiny moons.
Occasional drops in oxygen.
All day all the time. Except on the other side of the planet.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Best Thanksgiving episode ever

For your favorite series, create a Thanksgiving episode.

What's the goal? To get everyone together? To survive? To find something to be thankful for?

Be sure to include a unicorn.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

No thanks

Use at least 15 of the following words in a piece that is NOT about the Thanksgiving holiday.  (Just like eating a Thanksgiving feast, it helps to pace yourself rather than try to cram them all in at the beginning!)

pie
turkey
thanks
giving
cornucopia or horn of plenty
family
fall
feast
gravy
relatives
harvest
oven
squash
Thursday
tradition
pudding
pilgrims
gather

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Instigation: Creative prompts on the dark side

I've referenced Michael Arnzen's horrifically twisted writing prompts a couple of times.

Instigation: Creative prompts on the dark side is a book of 500 of them. For all of NaNoWriMo month -- November for those who haven't discovered NaNoWriMo yet! ;-) -- it's half off. (Since it's usually only $3.99, if you miss the special, it's still affordable. :-)

From his website: "This ebook is available for all reading devices (including .pdf) and features 500 "prompts" and includes special help and articles for all you binge writers madly typing away on a novel in the month of November. Offer ends Dec 1st at Midnight, so act quick:  Get your copy now for just $1.99."

Beached

#6 19 Images you won't believe aren't Photoshopped

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Fool's errand

by Julian Totino Todesco
As part of your wizard training, you've been sent on a Fool's errand.

Who is the Fool?

What does the Fool want?

Why is following the request of a Fool a useful training exercise?

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Friday, November 08, 2013

Valued values

I can't believe I never posted a list of abstract values. Unless I called it something weird so it doesn't show up in a search.

Well if I didn't, here's a list. The values are divided into 5 basic categories: Aesthetics, Mental, Power, Practical, Social, Spiritual. Each also is identified by a type. The types span categories, so there are, for example, Aesthetic, Social and Spiritual ways to form Connections. (Categorized according to Gordon Allport's scheme in Allport-Vernon-Lindzey Study of Values. I changed the words used for the categories since his language was outdated.)

If you'd like to sort them, Story Sculptor comes with a spreadsheet version. The Values sheet does some other nifty things like a randomizer and the ability to check off the ones that match your character. (The list is also larger with over 400 values. Which is probably way more than anyone needs! ;-))

AESTHETICS
BeautyBeauty
BalanceCalm
ComfortCalm
ContentmentCalm
EquanimityCalm
PeacefulnessCalm
SilenceCalm
SolitudeCalm
TranquilityCalm
NatureConnection
RomanceConnection
SensitivityConnection
SensualityConnection
SexualityConnection
TraditionConnection
AdventureEnergy
CreativityEnergy
OptimismEnergy
PassionEnergy
YouthfulnessEnergy
FreedomIndividualism
IndependenceIndividualism
IndividualismIndividualism
IndividualityIndividualism
LibertyIndividualism
OriginalityIndividualism
EntertainmentJoy
HappinessJoy
HopefulnessJoy
HumorJoy
PlayJoy
PleasureJoy
SatisfactionJoy
WitJoy
OrderOrder
PerfectionPurity
PurityPurity
CharmStyle
DignityStyle
Looking goodStyle
SimplicityStyle
ChangeVariety
Richness of livingWealth
MENTAL
IntuitionCleverness
InventivenessCleverness
CuriosityCuriosity
AwarenessThought
ImpartialityThought
LogicThought
ReasonThought
TruthThought
UnderstandingThought
WisdomThought
POWER
AggressivenessAggression
AmbitionAggression
AssertivenessAggression
BoldnessAggression
CompetitivenessAggression
ControlAggression
PowerAggression
WinningAggression
FameAttention
PopularityAttention
Respect from othersAttention
StatusAttention
StrengthAttention
LeadershipThought
PRACTICAL
CoolnessAttitude
Self-controlAttitude
Self-relianceAttitude
StabilityAttitude
ConfidenceDetermination
DisciplineDetermination
PerseveranceDetermination
ResilienceDetermination
SteadfastnessDetermination
CompetitionEnergy
DeterminationEnergy
EnduranceEnergy
IndustryEnergy
PersistenceEnergy
TenacityEnergy
CautiousnessExactness
DiligenceExactness
MeticulousnessExactness
VigilanceExactness
ThriftFrugality
ForesightGrowth
PurposefulnessGrowth
SuccessGrowth
CleanlinessHealth
FitnessHealth
LongevityHealth
SecurityHealth
EducationKnowledge
ExperienceKnowledge
IntelligenceKnowledge
KnowledgeKnowledge
MaturityKnowledge
WealthProsperity
AutonomySelf
Family securitySelf
National securitySelf
SelfSelf
ConscientiousnessSkillfulness
DiscernmentSkillfulness
EfficiencySkillfulness
FlexibilitySkillfulness
MasterySkillfulness
OrganizationSkillfulness
PreparednessSkillfulness
ReadinessSkillfulness
SpeedSkillfulness
UsefulnessSkillfulness
SOCIAL
AcceptanceConnection
BelongingConnection
CitizenshipConnection
CommitmentConnection
ConnectionConnection
CooperativenessConnection
DependabilityConnection
FaithfulnessConnection
FamilyConnection
HelpfulnessConnection
LoyaltyConnection
RemembranceConnection
RespectfulnessConnection
ResponsibilityConnection
ServiceConnection
SharingConnection
AltruismFairness
CharityFairness
DutyFairness
EqualityFairness
FairnessFairness
ForgivenessFairness
GenerosityFairness
JusticeFairness
LawfulnessFairness
PhilanthropyFairness
SacrificeFairness
SelflessnessFairness
ToleranceFairness
BraveryHeroism
CourageHeroism
HeroismHeroism
FidelityHonesty
HonestyHonesty
HonorHonesty
IntegrityHonesty
TrustworthinessHonesty
ConformityPeacekeeping
CorrectnessPeacekeeping
HumilityPeacekeeping
MeeknessPeacekeeping
ModestyPeacekeeping
MoralityPeacekeeping
Non-violencePeacekeeping
ObediencePeacekeeping
PatiencePeacekeeping
PeacePeacekeeping
Peaceful worldPeacekeeping
PrivacyPeacekeeping
PrudencePeacekeeping
RestraintPeacekeeping
SportsmanshipPeacekeeping
TactfulnessPeacekeeping
TemperancePeacekeeping
SincerityTruthfulness
TruthfulnessTruthfulness
CompassionWarmth
ConsiderationWarmth
CourtesyWarmth
FriendlinessWarmth
FriendshipWarmth
GentlenessWarmth
GratitudeWarmth
HospitalityWarmth
KindnessWarmth
LoveWarmth
MercyWarmth
OpennessWarmth
PolitenessWarmth
ThoughtfulnessWarmth
SPIRITUAL
SalvationBelief
SpiritualityBelief
TranscendenceBelief
TraditionConnection
UnityConnection
AbstinencePractice
ChastityPractice
Detachment from thingsPractice
DevoutnessPractice
FaithPractice
MindfulnessPractice
ModerationPractice
PietyPractice
ReverencePractice
RitualPractice

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Super Alpha

by Andrey Pavlov
For each later of the alphabet create a superhero name. They can be alliterative -- each word of the name starting with the same letter -- or just the first.