At the Movies: Supernatural Edition

The Siskel (a vampire) and Ebert (a werewolf) of the supernatural world, who have jobs at competing newspapers, review movies made by supernaturals for supernaturals. Pick at least three and give their very different takes on the week's films.

My Mom's a Werewolf
The Werewolf vs. the Vampire Woman
Zoltan ... Hound of Dracula
Rabid
Silver Bullet

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space
Interview with the Vampire
Vampire Cop
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

The Mummy's Ghost
The Dead Next Door
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell
Zombies on Broadway
Redneck Zombies