Saturday, September 01, 2007

Top 10 tabloid headlines for September 2007

wwn.jpgFirst of the month and here's the Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from September 2005 since the City Newstand list is on hiatus.

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from September 2005
  1. MAN-HORSES THREATEN THE WORLD! — WWN
  2. Bush thrilled to be reading at 6th grade level AND IT'S ABOUT TIME! — WWN
  3. ORIGIN OF APATHY DISCOVERED, BUT NOBODY CARES! — WWN
  4. CHICKENS EAT FARMER — WWN
  5. Leprechaun ejected by casino — HE'S TOO LUCKY! — WWN
  6. BOMB-SNIFFING ELEPHANTS STOMP OUT TROUBLE — WWN
  7. NIGHT WATCHMAN SUES OVER WORKING NIGHTS! — WWN
  8. LOUD ROCK SHOW MAKES TEEN'S HEAD EXPLODE! — WWN
  9. RHODE ISLAND TO BAN BABY-TALK TO DOGS! — WWN
  10. CUBS BOOST WORLD SERIES HOPES WITH . . . HOLY WATER! — SUN
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