Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Top 10 tabloid headlines for May 2007

WWN-Coyotes.jpgFrom the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from MAY 2005 (since the City Newstand list is on hiatus).
  1. I'M GOING TO CLONE THE WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG! — SUN
  2. COWARDLY MATADOR ONLY FIGHTS RABBITS — WWN
  3. 6-LEGGED HORSE BANNED FROM RACING! — WWN
  4. Maggots are good medicine — SUN
  5. FRANCE'S NEW FOOD FAD: ESCARGOT SMOOTHIES — WWN
  6. MAN ARRESTED FOR WEARING ZIPPER IN 'NO FLY' ZONE! — WWN
  7. CHENEY ARRESTS MAN FOR MAKING HIM LAUGH — WWN
  8. BUSH HIRES DUMB BLONDES . . . so he'll look smart — WWN
  9. SATAN HIRES PUBLICIST TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE! — WWN
  10. MAN INVENTS ROTARY CELL PHONE — WWN
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