Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Top 10 tabloid headlines for March 2006

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.) 
  1. HUNGRY, HUNGRY SPACE RATS! — WWN
  2. TIME-TRAVEL DOG FROM FUTURE HELD CAPTIVE! -- WWN
  3. SIBERIA IS MELTING — SUN
  4. WORLD'S FATTEST BIGFOOT SHOCKS SCIENTISTS — WWN
  5. POTTY LARCENY — SUN
  6. CONVENIENCE STORE FINED FOR BEING INCONVENIENT — WWN
  7. BENGALI MAN LIVES IN HOUSE MADE OF PEOPLE! — WWN
  8. MAN BITES THE BULLET & HIS HEAD EXPLODES! — WWN
  9. FED-UP COUPLE SELLS HOME . . . WITH HER PARENTS IN IT — WWN
  10. 500,000 FLAWED DICTIONARIES DESTROYED — because 'cleanliness' is next to 'godliness'! — WWN
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