Thursday, January 01, 2009

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for January 2009

Though the Weekly World News no longer exists in print, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun.

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from JANUARY 1999
  1. 'I STRIP FOR GOD' -- SUN
  2. Vatican sources say . . . Pope will blast off in 1999 -- WWN
  3. Most gals wait until third date to pass gas! -- WWN
  4. Scientists discover massive piece of dinosaur poop! -- WWN
  5. MIRACLE HEALINGS PERFORMED BY -- A TURTLE -- SUN
  6. NEW HEALING MIRACLES OF JACKIE O ANGEL PAINTING -- SUN
  7. Hubby sues ex: 'Give me back my kidney!' -- SUN
  8. Yo-yo crime wave sweeps Singapore! -- WWN
  9. Former ruler denies use of zombie army! -- WWN
  10. Lovesick emu traps man in house -- for two days! -- SUN

Most Recent Weekly World News
Post a Comment