No want!

Write a want ad or a for sale ad.

Here's some ideas to get the juices flowing:

• The unexpected litter of dragon hatchlings deposited on your door step
  
• Shuttle Repair for Dummies
  
• Tickets to Angels v. Demons match
  
• Alien object
  
• Ex-husband/Ex-wife
  
• A mace
  
• Griffin manure
  
• Space salvage
  
• Lute collection
  
• A camelipolus, complete with harness
  
• Slightly used intergalactic transport
  
• Tooth fairy collection