Sunday, April 01, 2007

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for April 2007

WWN-TrainerMarriesDolphin.gifTabloid headlines from 2005 since the City Newstand list is on hiatus.

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from APRIL 2005
  1. CURSE OF THE ICE MAN! — SUN
  2. PHANTOM OF THE IVORIES Liberace's ghost haunts Vegas nightspot — SUN
  3. GOD'S AUTOGRAPH SELLS FOR $500 MILLION — WWN
  4. JILTED BRIDE ASKS FOR VOLUNTEER FROM AUDIENCE — WWN
  5. GUY DIALS PHONE # ON TOILET WALL — & FINDS HIS MISSING MOM! — WWN
  6. PRUNE JUICE MAKES YOU STUPID — WWN
  7. VAMPIRE POODLES GO ON BLOODY RAMPAGE! — WWN
  8. Something's killing off our sea monsters — and scientists are baffled — SUN
  9. GNOMES OF DEATH LURE DIVERS TO DROWNING HORROR — SUN
  10. It's like Oscar night for terrorists . . . WHO WILL WIN THE OSAMA? — WWN
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