Thursday, March 01, 2007

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for March 2007

wwwn-coyotes.gifExcept, again, they're really from 2005 since the City Newstand list is still on hiatus.

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from March 2005
  1. Attack of the giant baby-biting RATS! — SUN
  2. POPE GIVES OSAMA THE FINGER! — WWN
  3. MAN-MADE TORNADOES ESCAPE FROM CIA LAB — WWN
  4. ALIEN COOKBOOK FOUND . . . AND WE'RE THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN EVERY RECIPE! — WWN
  5. PIZZA WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER . . . and the pies were delivered — WWN
  6. MEET THE MOTHER OF ALL JUNK FOODS — FRIED CHOCOLATE! — WWN
  7. SPANISH ARMADA WAS SUNK BY UFOs —WWN
  8. FRENCHMAN JAILED FOR TAKING BATH — WWN
  9. NEBRASKA DOESN'T EXIST, SAYS AUTHOR — WWN
  10. Tough guy walks 2 miles with a bullet in his brain — SUN
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