Except, again, they're really from 2005 since the City Newstand list is still on hiatus.From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)
Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from March 2005
- Attack of the giant baby-biting RATS! — SUN
- POPE GIVES OSAMA THE FINGER! — WWN
- MAN-MADE TORNADOES ESCAPE FROM CIA LAB — WWN
- ALIEN COOKBOOK FOUND . . . AND WE'RE THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN EVERY RECIPE! — WWN
- PIZZA WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER . . . and the pies were delivered — WWN
- MEET THE MOTHER OF ALL JUNK FOODS — FRIED CHOCOLATE! — WWN
- SPANISH ARMADA WAS SUNK BY UFOs —WWN
- FRENCHMAN JAILED FOR TAKING BATH — WWN
- NEBRASKA DOESN'T EXIST, SAYS AUTHOR — WWN
- Tough guy walks 2 miles with a bullet in his brain — SUN
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