Saturday, February 23, 2008

Top 10 tabloid headlines for February 2008

wwn-lincolnwomanThough the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from FEBRUARY 1998
  1. INVASION OF THE CRAWFISH! -- WWN
  2. Gal with 36-inch-long fingernails kills herself -- WHILE PICKING HER NOSE! -- WWN
  3. It's official: Breaking wind can kill! -- WWN
  4. Getting your teeth cleaned can KILL you! -- WWN
  5. Man dies after eating 24 mouse heads! -- WWN
  6. ADS ON TOMBSTONES CUT BURIAL COSTS IN HALF! -- WWN
  7. DOG GOES CYBER CRAZY! 'Too smart' pooch turns into Internet $hopaholic -- SUN
  8. Bible expert's shocking claim . . . SATAN IS GAY! -- WWN
  9. IS SATAN REALLY A WOMAN? -- WWN
  10. JESUS vs. SATAN: Who should be on the $1 bill? -- WWN
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