Sunday, October 01, 2006

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines for October 2006

wwnpriestess.gifFrom The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
  1. FATAL FARTS! — WWN
  2. GRANNY SCARES OFF ROBBERS BY PULLING A BIGGER KNIFE! — SUN
  3. SATAN CAPTURED BY GIs IN IRAQ! — WWN
  4. VAMPIRES ATTACK U.S. TROOPS Army of undead taking over mountains of Afghanistan! — WWN
  5. VEGAN VAMPIRE ATTACKS TREES — WWN
  6. Sherriff serves up a bowl of his own blood as bait to capture... VAMPIRE CAT! — WWN
  7. Mystery of the floating coffin — SUN
  8. SCIENTISTS END TERROR OF THE WALKING MUMMY! — SUN
  9. AMERICA'S LATEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS — VAMPIRES — SUN
  10. JUDGE WHO BARRED WITCHES FROM ADOPTING CHILDREN TURNED INTO GUINEA PIG! — WWN
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