Monday, May 01, 2006

Top 10 tabloid headlines for May 2006

180px-Elvissighting.gifFrom The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.) 
  1. AIRPORT HAUNTED BY DEAD HARE KRISHNAS! — WWN
  2. TOBOGGAN TABBIES Cats drag lost geologist to safety — WWN
  3. LEGLESS MOUNTAIN CLIMBER TO SCALE MT. EVEREST — SUN
  4. INNOVATIVE REAL ESTATE COMPANY OFFERS NEW LEASE ON LIFE! — WWN
  5. New religion proclaims: God is a flying spaghetti monster! — SUN
  6. Housewife knits sweaters with lint from her clothes dryer! — WWN
  7. Edgar Allan Poe foresaw 9/11 Govt. probes claim famous Raven is Osama Bin Laden! — SUN
  8. POLTERKITE TERRORIZES CENTRAL PARK LIKE A BLOOD-RED BIRD OF PREY — WWN
  9. BIGFOOT VS. ALIENS! HAIRY HERO DEFENDS HOME TURF AGAINST SPACE INVADERS! — WWN
  10. ALIEN ZOO ANIMALS LOOSE ON EARTH! Saucer crash sets bizarre creatures free! — WWN
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