Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Top 10 tabloid headlines for November 2005

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)

Choose one as a writing prompt.

NOVEMBER 2005
  1. Toads explode in ‘Pond of Death’ — SUN
  2. EVIL LIFE-FORMS OOZE FROM VIDEO ARCADE AS . . . DEMONIC ELECTRO-PLASM SLIME TERRORIZES TOWN! — WWN
  3. SODA JERK LIVES UP TO NAME — WWN
  4. TORNADO HELPS FAMILY MOVE — WWN
  5. BELCHING SWORD-SWALLOWER ACCIDENTALLY IMPALES AUDIENCE MEMBER — WWN
  6. BARBARA BUSH TO JOIN ‘DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES’ — WWN
  7. U.S. ARMY TO DRAFT SCHOOL CROSSING GUARDS TO MAKE ITS QUOTA! — WWN
  8. Astronomer spots Elvis-shaped constellation! — WWN
  9. DROMEDARY OF THE DEEP Undersea camels discovered! — WWN
  10. PRISONER CHOKES TO DEATH ON LAST MEAL! — WWN
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