Friday, August 01, 2008

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for August 2008

Though the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from AUGUST 1998
  1. HEMORRHOID HEIST! -- WWN
  2. Taco dog look-alike flushed down toilet! -- WWN
  3. Newborn baby flies out of mom's womb at 50 m.p.h.! -- WWN
  4. Live kittens rain from the sky! -- SUN
  5. AIR FORCE PILOTS REPORT SEEING FLYING PIGS -- WWN
  6. KA-BOOM!Exploding pig blows farmer into hog heaven! -- WWN
  7. ZOOKEEPER SUFFOCATES IN 200 POUNDS OF ELEPHANT POOP! -- WWN
  8. 'GIRAFFE' WOMEN FREED FROM HUMAN ZOO -- SUN
  9. MAN DIES FROM BREAKING WIND! -- WWN
  10. JFK WAS SHOT TO PREVENT HIM FROM REVEALING TRUTH ABOUT UFOs! -- WWN
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