Sunday, June 01, 2008

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for June 2008

wwn-titanicbabyThough the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from JUNE 1998
  1. MONA LISA WAS A HOOKER! -- WWN
  2. Shakespeare had the world's worst B.O., says historian -- WWN
  3. DISEASE MAKES WOMAN'S OWN HAND BEAT HER SENSELESS -- WWN
  4. STUPID DOG EATS 8 WRISTWATCHES! -- WWN
  5. Smart dog saves stupid cats from spinning clothes dryer! -- WWN
  6. DA VINCI'S ROBOT COMES TO LIFE -- AFTER 500 YEARS -- SUN
  7. HOW TO CREMATE PETS -- IN YOUR OWN HOME! -- WWN
  8. Terrified villagers flee bizarre Devil Chicken! -- WWN
  9. ANIMAL-RIGHTS NUTS CALL FOR BAN ON WEREWOLF HUNTING! -- WWN
  10. Scandal over She-Pope rocks the Vatican -- SUN
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