Thursday, May 01, 2008

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for May 2008

wwn-fattouristThough the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from MAY 1998
  1. DOG SWALLOWS SHEEP -- SUN
  2. Porcupine falls head over heels in love -- with a broom! -- WWN
  3. One-armed man fights off monkey with fake limb! -- WWN
  4. WERERABBITS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN WEREWOLVES! -- WWN
  5. IRAQI TEENS GETTING HIGH ON ANTHRAX GERMS! -- WWN
  6. Elvis fan has the King's JOCK STRAP! -- WWN
  7. Used-car salesman is buried in fireproof suit -- so he won't burn in HELL! -- WWN
  8. Police find dead woman in giant ball of string! -- WWN
  9. BIZARRE DISEASE TURNS PEOPLE INTO HUMAN SNAKES! -- WWN
  10. Wonder drug makes people bulletproof! -- WWN
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