Awkward enchantresses and penniless heirs

Pick one of the following and see where it takes you:

• The absent-minded stellar cartographer and the shop-a-holic bounty hunter pursue the cartographer's brother who has a price on his head.
  
  
• The reformed drug runner and the aging entertainer enter enemy territory to retrieve someone they both hate but both must get back.
  
  
• The penniless heir and the sharp-witted waitress/waiter pretend to be married as they seek money from a wealthy potential patron so they can follow their separate dreams.
  
  
• The awkward enchantress and the penniless prince attend the annual family gathering together.
  
  
• The last dragon slayer and the last dragon share tea together.