Grab 'em by the balls

You're a TV ad guru and you've been hired to write a commercial for one of the following (or feel free to make one up):

• Olivander's magic wands
• Boeing's newest family moon cruiser
• Leash for a pet dragon
• Vampire repellent
• Zero G motion sickness drug
• Portable molecular transporter
• Zombie-X, the ultimate zombie weapon
• Trollerz, the dating service, no longer just for Trolls.
• OS X brain implant, the Apple operating system that needs no peripherals.

If you're not up on script format and would like to try, Script Frenzy (which begins in April!) has a tutorial that will get you up and running faster than a finger can hit fast forward.