Chocolate bits

What if Hershey's, Godiva, and Dove chocolates were people? How would their personalities differ? What would chocolate talk about? If you need some specific ideas, what if the chocolate people were:

• kids at a playground.
• siblings.
• discussing their love lives.
• soccer moms.
• working at Starbucks.
• working at Weight Watchers.

• watching Chocolat with Johnny Depp. (Or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)
• at their weekly NaNoWriMo write in. (Who else is there?)
• all interviewing for the same job.
• meeting for drinks on Valentine's Day.
• mother, father and child.
• old friends and rivals, getting together for hot chocolate in their sunset years to reminisce.
• entertaining the troops with the USO (United Services Organization).
• discussing the new "chocolate" who has just moved into the neighborhood.
• at the funeral of a mutual acquaintance. (Nestle? Cheapo waxy chocolate?)