Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces

Dave Barry often said "That would be a good name for a rock band." Like The Fabulous Snake Doots. Weasel Nostrils. And, of course, Drawers Full Of Slugs.

For each letter of the alphabet come up with a good name for a rock band. If you need to riff off of something, try working an animal in each band name.