Zipperface

Write a movie review or blurb (like in TV Guide) for one or more of the following movie titles:

• The Stars Fell on Henrietta
  
• Zombies on Broadway
  
• Sometimes They Come Back ... Again
  
• Zipperface
  
• You'll Like My Mother
  
• Wrestling Women vs. Aztec Mummy
  
• Vampire Cop
  
• Vacuuming Completely Nude in Paradise
  

(They're all real movies, by the way, but don't let that get in the way of your imagination!)