Seriously

What if your pet could suddenly talk to you? After you both get past the amazement, it seems your pet has a whole list of things he's been trying to tell you for years and you've been apparently clueless. What's on the list?

It can be a current pet, a past pet or someone else's pet you know well. Or, of course, be creative! What would be the demands of a human who had been kept as a pet by some alien family?