Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for March 2008

Though the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from MARCH 1998

1. TORCHED BY AN ANGEL! -- WWN
   
2. GERBIL JUGGLER BRINGS PARTY KIDS TO TEARS -- SUN
   
3. NOW it can be told . . . Liberace was a rough & tough he-man who spied for the CIA! -- WWN
   
4. Did Castro replace Pope with a Communist double? -- WWN
   
5. SCIENTISTS TO CLONE NEANDERTHAL MAN -- FROM 30,000-YEAR-OLD DOO-DOO -- WWN
   
6. GIRL GETS PIG'S ARM -- BECOMES BOWLING CHAMP! -- SUN
   
7. 3 out of 5 Americans are reincarnated in Brazil -- WWN
   
8. Prisoner escapes & mails handcuffs back to cops -- WWN
   
9. Medical students expelled -- for throwing human brains at each other! -- WWN
   
10. Cursed rocks scare tourists -- SUN