Top 10 tabloid headlines for February 2008

Though the Weekly World News is no more, here's the headlines from the archives of City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from FEBRUARY 1998

1. INVASION OF THE CRAWFISH! -- WWN
   
2. Gal with 36-inch-long fingernails kills herself -- WHILE PICKING HER NOSE! -- WWN
   
3. It's official: Breaking wind can kill! -- WWN
   
4. Getting your teeth cleaned can KILL you! -- WWN
   
5. Man dies after eating 24 mouse heads! -- WWN
   
6. ADS ON TOMBSTONES CUT BURIAL COSTS IN HALF! -- WWN
   
7. DOG GOES CYBER CRAZY! 'Too smart' pooch turns into Internet $hopaholic -- SUN
   
8. Bible expert's shocking claim . . . SATAN IS GAY! -- WWN
   
9. IS SATAN REALLY A WOMAN? -- WWN
   
10. JESUS vs. SATAN: Who should be on the $1 bill? -- WWN