Whortleberries

Use one of the following as a first line:

"I didn't trust a smile with that many teeth ..."
"Whortleberries and tart lime ..."
"The blue mists..."
"His compassion was like a shadow,..."
"I call it a filthy honor, when..."

These come from: Story Ideas: The first words.

(She has a couple more interesting generators there too.)