Top 10 tabloid headlines for August 2007

First of the month and here's the Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from August 2005 since the City Newstand list is on hiatus.

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from August 2005

1. ALCOHOLIDAY! — SUN
   
2. SLEEPWALKING BURGLAR ORDERED TO STAY AWAKE 10 YEARS — WWN
   
3. MAN TAKES OUT RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST IMAGINARY FRIEND! — WWN
   
4. ALIENS MOON NASA SPACECRAFT! — WWN
   
5. POTATOES DEVELOP INTELLIGENCE — WWN
   
6. MISSISSIPPI TOWN REPEALS SCIENCE! — WWN
   
7. RACE OF SCARECROWS LIVING IN KANSAS! — WWN
   
8. POLICE ARTISTS ON STRIKE All suspects look like stick figures — WWN
   
9. SCIENTIST CLONES HUSBAND — then marries the younger version! — WWN
   
10. GENEROUS KIDS SHIP THEIR UNEATEN PEAS TO STARVING CHILDREN IN APPALACHIA — WWN