Top 10 tabloid headlines for July 2007

First of the month and here's the Top 10 Tabloid Headlines from July 2005 since the City Newstand list is on hiatus.

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from JULY 2005

1. DEADLY WOODPECKERS TURN STREETS RED WITH BLOOD! — WWN
   
2. HONESTY FALLS TO THIRD AS 'BEST POLICY' — WWN
   
3. MAN CAN SEE ONE SECOND INTO FUTURE — WWN
   
4. Bricklayers entomb annoying co-worker — WWN
   
5. MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS — AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER! — WWN
   
6. MEEK SUE TO INHERIT THE EARTH! — WWN
   
7. JACK THE RIPPER WAS MY GRANDMOTHER! — WWN
   
8. ONE-LEGGED MAN SUES STORE FOR MAKING HIM BUY A PAIR OF SHOES — WWN
   
9. I WAS ATTACKED BY MONGOLIAN DEATHWORM! — SUN
   
10. LITTLE GIRL ACTUALLY SINGS HER HEART OUT! — WWN