Face like a skillet

Describe each of the following with something you'd find in a kitchen. For example:

"His face looked as though someone had smushed it in with a cast iron skillet."

You can use "like" phrases for each if you wish, but push the imagery, like:

".. leaning on the table with fists like potato mashers, ready to mash in Donnel's face."

It can be a paragraph describing one person, or random phrases and sentences.

If you get stuck, try brainstorming a list of kitchen items.

hands
feet
eyes
hair
voice
clothing
fingers
feet
neck
butt
chest
scent
ears
legs
elbows
knees