Wretched creature in a nightshirt

Choose one or more of the following characters then use the phrases below in a story about them.

The characters

ed the wondering langmuir
beguerdon the maximal
electron the tunis
arpa the hove

The phrases

wretched creature in a nightshirt
washtub government
some rich drool
pastel ashman
phunky mix
redbreast reduction
hard trance
unkempt barrier