Top 10 tabloid headlines for May 2007

From the City Newstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)

Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from MAY 2005 (since the City Newstand list is on hiatus).

1. I'M GOING TO CLONE THE WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG! — SUN
   
2. COWARDLY MATADOR ONLY FIGHTS RABBITS — WWN
   
3. 6-LEGGED HORSE BANNED FROM RACING! — WWN
   
4. Maggots are good medicine — SUN
   
5. FRANCE'S NEW FOOD FAD: ESCARGOT SMOOTHIES — WWN
   
6. MAN ARRESTED FOR WEARING ZIPPER IN 'NO FLY' ZONE! — WWN
   
7. CHENEY ARRESTS MAN FOR MAKING HIM LAUGH — WWN
   
8. BUSH HIRES DUMB BLONDES . . . so he'll look smart — WWN
   
9. SATAN HIRES PUBLICIST TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE! — WWN
   
10. MAN INVENTS ROTARY CELL PHONE — WWN