Except they're really from 2005 since apparently the City Newstand list is on hiatus. Fortunately, unlike newspaper news, tabloid news is practically timeless!From the City Newsstand in Chicago, for writing prompts or just for fun :-)
Top Ten Tabloid Headlines from February 2005
- AX MURDER GHOST! — SUN
- OBNOXIOUS KIDS DRIVE GHOSTS FROM HAUNTED HOUSE — WWN
- JESUS WAS A JAPANESE GARLIC FARMER! — SUN
- BLOOD SUCKING DRACULA SQUIRRELS INVADE U.S. — WWN
- SPACE ALIENS GIVE EARTH ULTIMATUM: FEED US YOUR GEEZERS OR ELSE! — WWN
- BIN LADEN WANTS TO JOIN ZZ TOP! — WWN
- RUMSFELD CLAIMS ABU GHRAIB PRISONERS WERE PLAYING 'TWISTER' — WWN
- ANGRY BILL COLLECTORS say Bush won't return their calls on the national debt — WWN
- SCIENTIST FINDS WOMEN'S ASKING-FOR-DIRECTIONS GENE — WWN
- FIREFIGHTER FIRED FOR FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE! — WWN
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