Top Ten Tabloid Headlines for November 2006

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)

1. KIM JONG IL NUKES HIS OWN PALACE! — SUN
   
2. DOCTORS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVE BANJO FROM ALABAMA MAN'S KNEE! — WWN
   
3. Taco vendor turns tiny visitors' abandoned spacecraft into an . . . ALIEN SOMBRERO! — WWN
   
4. OMAHA BIN LADEN Osama's brother rides the range as a cowboy — WWN
   
5. Giant Mexican monster skull proves... OGOPOGO IS ALIVE! — SUN
   
6. Dust bunnies breed like rabbits — WWN
   
7. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY MAN CHARGED TRIPLE ROOM RATE! — WWN
   
8. Beer beats prostate cancer — SUN
   
9. WOMAN DELIVERS OWN BABY WHILE SKYDIVING! — WWN
   
10. ALIEN MUMMY GOES ON RAMPAGE! Trick-or-treaters terrorized by undead E.T. — WWN