Top Ten Tabloid Headlines for October 2006

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)

1. FATAL FARTS! — WWN
   
2. GRANNY SCARES OFF ROBBERS BY PULLING A BIGGER KNIFE! — SUN
   
3. SATAN CAPTURED BY GIs IN IRAQ! — WWN
   
4. VAMPIRES ATTACK U.S. TROOPS Army of undead taking over mountains of Afghanistan! — WWN
   
5. VEGAN VAMPIRE ATTACKS TREES — WWN
   
6. Sherriff serves up a bowl of his own blood as bait to capture... VAMPIRE CAT! — WWN
   
7. Mystery of the floating coffin — SUN
   
8. SCIENTISTS END TERROR OF THE WALKING MUMMY! — SUN
   
9. AMERICA'S LATEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS — VAMPIRES — SUN
   
10. JUDGE WHO BARRED WITCHES FROM ADOPTING CHILDREN TURNED INTO GUINEA PIG! — WWN