Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for July 2006

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.) 

1. WHAT CAR WOULD JESUS DRIVE? — SUN
   
2. The sixth sense is NOT 'intuition' — it's a unique combination of smell & touch: SMUCH! — WWN
   
3. WORLD'S TINIEST EARTHQUAKE DESTROYS JUST ONE HOUSE! — WWN
   
4. MAN RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM AFTER MONEY BURNS HOLE IN HIS POCKET! — WWN
   
5. Was Dubya's granddad a grave robber? BUSH FAMILY STOLE GERONIMO'S SKULL! - says researcher — SUN
   
6. STAREOIDS! Growth hormones cause bodybuilder's eyes to pop out of his head! — WWN
   
7. JUDGE FIRES BAILIFF FOR USING 'MOBY DICK' INSTEAD OF BIBLE TO SWEAR WITNESSES IN! — WWN
   
8. Shocking royal claim . . . CAMILLA IS A MAN! — SUN
   
9. BEACH PARTY TERROR! DEADLY MANFISH EMERGES FROM THE OCEAN TO ATTACK PARTYGOERS! — WWN
   
10. HOUSEWIFE EXPERIENCES HALF-RAPTURE . . . & gets stuck in the dining room ceiling! — WWN