Top 10 Tabloid Headlines for June 2006

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.) 

1. DEATH BY GOLDFISH — WWN
   
2. SENIOR COUGHS UP EMBEDDED NAIL AFTER 35 YEARS — SUN
   
3. TV SWELLS BRAINS! — WWN
   
4. Researcher finds more than 100 businesses that are like show business! — WWN
   
5. REDNECKS SHOOT DOWN SAUCER! PAYBACK! BOG HOLLOW STYLE — WWN
   
6. ALIENS RAISE THE DEAD! CORPSE CORPS DRAFTED FROM BEYOND TO ATTACK HUMANS! — WWN
   
7. MARRIAGE IS A CROCK! — SUN
   
8. Catholic school sisters trade in their wooden rulers for the ultimate disciplinary tool . . . NUN CHUCKS! — WWN
   
9. RESEARCHER DETERMINES DEER AND ANTELOPE NEVER PLAYED TOGETHER! — WWN
   
10. SCIENTIST PROVES... EARTH IS GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE! Global warming is Earth's hot flashes! — WWN